Jessica makes an announcement, Scooby and friends (yes, THAT Scooby) are hired to solve a double murder, Chad returns to poetry land, and Lloyd reaches his final destination.
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Hello, Dana, I'm here.
Greetings and welcome to down default. This
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shore. has been a crazy ride, hasn't it? Well, brace yourselves,
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you haven't seen anything yet. I
just wanted to stop by and thank
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everyone for your support and your listenership
throughout two thousand and twenty one down.
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The folk will be taking a brief
hiatus after this episode. Be Sure to
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follow us on social media DTF stories, for updates if they become available.
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And now, without further ado,
enjoy the show. Dana. Are you
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in here? Mr Ritchet? Miss
Walls dwarned. Good Heavens, you scared
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me. Have you come looking for
Dana? When the four of US start
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of this journey? Look, it
was never parked plan. When he was
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born, I made a promise to
his father that I would protect him and
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keep him happy at all costs,
and I have done that. For the
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past year he has flourished in my
care. Mr Warrington, while your loyalty
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is commendable, your inability to adapt
is bordering on the edge of problematic.
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What in the world so are you
talking about? I have done everything asked
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of me. Ask Mr Richard,
and Mr Richard and Mr Kelly are currently
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indisposed and will not be joining us
for the rest of eternity. I promised
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him all means necessary, and you
know for too well his love for attention
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to detail. But, much like
Dana, you, Mr Warrington, were
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never part of this plan. Are
you sure this is the right place?
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Daphney asked, peeking at the directions
that were given to her on the phone.
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Before them stood a large windowless building
surrounded by a large cement fence with
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barbed wire. A rickety gate was
the only way in, which was odd
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because the gate seemed insufficient to all
the other barricades to get to the ominous
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building. Yep, that's what the
guy on the phone said, and he
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spoke really slowly, so I'm sure
I got everything right. Fred said,
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turning off the van's ignition. It's
just so odd. On all the maps
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and guide books this building does not
show up. All that it says is
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former township of humility and a big
blank space, almost like a void of
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nothingness. Thelma pushed her thick glasses
back up her nose as she squinted at
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the map. Zoinks, if the
map says it not here, but the
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directions do. Man, what does
that mean? Shaggy whispered to his trusty
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canine companion, Raol. Scooby responded, sniffing the air for any signs of
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snacks. Well, if this is
the place, we better do some investigating.
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Daphne opened the van door and got
out. Her Purple Dress stood out
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in the gray mist that surrounded the
compound. Fred Velma, shaggy and scooby
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soon joined her, taking in the
sights. They had received a call a
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few days ago from a man who
would not give his name. The man
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said that his parents had been killed
and that everything pointed to this location.
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He himself could not look further into
this matter, but he believed that his
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parents death was at the hands of
the WHENDIGO. WHENDIGO the mythologic joke,
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creature or evil spirit that originates from
the folklore of the first nations. It
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is a malevolent spirit, sometimes depicted
as a creature with human like characteristics,
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who possesses people and invokes instatiable feelings
of greed and hunger, often creating those
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under its influence to commit murder and
sometimes even cannibalism. Thelma read from the
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wikipedia website on her phone. Evil
spirits that makes you commit murder. Yikes.
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I mean man, that's just not
cool, Shaggy said, stepping back
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towards the van. Why don't you
all just go ahead, scooby and I
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will stay in the van and wait. No, Scooby and shaggy, you
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will check the perimeter of this place. Daphne and I will see if we
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can get in. And Velma,
you stay in the van and do some
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more research on this place and let
us know if you find anything out.
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Thelma rolled her eyes, for it
always took charge in situations like this,
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and it was really pissing her off. She was the brains behind the whole
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gang. Most of the cases were
solved by her her the others were just
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deadweight that ended up running around causing
more chaos and sidetracking the mission. But
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she would rather stay in the van. This case gave her the he be
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geebs more so than any other of
the cases they have solved. Most of
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the time it was just a local
masked guy trying to scare away kids from
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his nefarious business, but this was
a murder, a double murder, and
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this place called Mask had evil written
all over it. Sure thing, Fred
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Velma answered. As she stepped back
into the van. The four remaining split
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up just as Fred said. Scooby
and shaggy taken the perimeter and Fred and
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Daphney taking the interior, just beyond
the rickety gate. This is very interesting,
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Fred said, upon entering the gate. Why would you create such a
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large wall with such deterrence as barbed
wire, only to have a rickety gait
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as your entrance? It's like they
want us to come in right. And
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what type of office has no windows? I mean seriously, it must suck
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to work in there, if there's
anyone there. Daphney added. As she
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walked up the cement path with weeds
growing out of the cracks, a strange
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howling noise came from above as the
dark clouds that hung over the complex began
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to thunder. The noise scared daphney
right into Fred's arms. And scared,
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she said. Her face close to
Fred's, she could smell all his Cologne
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off his ass coot and, quite
frankly, found it enticing. Not Now,
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Daphney, we've got a case to
solve. Fred gently pushed her away.
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We know whatever we do, Velma
is going to solve the case,
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so why not take the opportunity while
the gang is away? Her eyes peeked
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up from beneath her red haired Bangs, Daphne. Fred lightly protested as Daphney's
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hand undid his belt. What if
we get caught? His hands reached up
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into her sweater. Oh, Fred, Fred, Fred. Daphne's eyes grew
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wide as Fred's neck exploded with a
gush of blood and a large horn figure
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stood behind him, pulling out an
even larger knife from Fred's throat. Daphne
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screamed as the blood covered her face. She turned and Ran, only to
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slip on a slick puddle of blood
that surrounded her. She fell down hard
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and fast and began to slip in
slide as she tried crawling away from the
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large figure that quickly approached her,
knife overhead, coming down and striking directly
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through the back of her head,
knife tip scraping the sidewalk on the other
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side. Did you hear that?
Scoops Shaggy excelled through the large puffs of
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scooby snacks brand pop. Scoops Shaggy
looked around and can see scooby dooo running
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off in the distance as fast as
he could. I guess you did.
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Shaggy shook his scrappy hair do and
began to follow after scooby. I don't
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know about you, but this place
is creepy as fuck. Shaggy spoke to
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nothingness. I hate that we always
get stuck doing scary shit. I mean,
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I would rather smoke out, eat
pizza, hows some fun and with
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the honey's and and you know,
not be out of this ever approaching darkness
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that will consume my soul. Shaggy
took another hit off the joint and,
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besides, Donald was going to solve
this, she always does. I'm sure
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the wind go is just a man
in a crappy costume, just like yours,
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Shaggy said to the figure standing in
front of him. I mean,
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sure, this place looks like it's
one cell away from becoming a Halloween superstore,
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but that doesn't mean you have to
buy a costume from them. Shaggy
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continued talking to the shape that loomed
next to him, wearing long robes and
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a horned mask. I mean seriously, the figure stopped, shook his head
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in disbelief as shaggy walked onward.
I mean, you could be this window
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go or just a figment of my
imagination. I mean, how we could
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all just be the figment of someone's
imagination and not even be like real real
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shaggy stopped and looked down at the
joint. WHOA, that's a deep need
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cut back on this shit. He
stopped as a large knife shot through his
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chest, his heart on the other
end beating slowly as shaggy's body went whimp.
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Velma sat in the front seat of
the van listening to Melissa Ethridge on
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the Stereo. Par paring out into
the ever growing darkness, a dark horned
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figure appeared from the mist and stood
just outside the van. Vilma's eyes grew
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wide. In its hand it held
a phone and brought it up to its
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ear. Velma's phone rang and she
answered. Is it done, she asked.
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A deep voice on the other end
spoke good. Thank you for that,
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she smiled. How about the dog? The voice on the other end
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responded, no worries, he's a
dog and I'm sure no one but shaggy
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could understand him. The voice said
something in Velma paused. Well, I'm
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glad that I could help. I
knew once we got the call from Dana,
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I had to call you. The
others knew too much, so that
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problem is now soft. But Dana
will call again, the voice interrupted.
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Vilma paused. Well, I'm I'm
glad you will take care of him.
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My business here is done, Thelma
asked. The voice on the other end
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answered. Good, good, Tell
Jessica that I will meet her at Lucky's
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on Friday. She can pay me
then, the voice confirmed and then made
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a joke, to which Velma laughed. Right, she can pay me that
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way too. And with that the
horn figure to vanished into the mist,
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as Velma turned the ignition on and
turn the music up and sped away from
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the compound, singing at the top
of her lungs. Well, I'm the
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only won't dude, walk across the
file for you. I am so absolutely
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confused as to the things you have
said. Well, if you have questions,
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you may ask. After all,
we did just fast forward through a
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nice threehour monolog here. So Richard
and Kelly are dead. Yes, and
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you killed them. We left that
open ended. And where is Dana?
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Hello, would you like a coffee? That is certainly not Dana. Yes,
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Dana, thank you. That would
be lovely. I know it was
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his first attempt, and you don't
me knows how to fetch coffee in lead
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people into this room. So where
is Dana Now, the Real Dana?
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Oh, he went back to I
our weeks ago. Right now he's probably
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hooking up the bolt one, as
you call him, to transmit some of
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that lovely poetry you love so much. Let's listen, shall you? Hello,
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there, the angel from my nightmare, the shadow in the background of
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the morgue, the unsuspecting victim of
darkness in the valley. We can live
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like Jack and Sally if you want. You can always find me and will
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have Halloween and Christmas and in the
night. Will wish this never ends.
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Will wish this never ends. Miss
you. Where are you? And I'm
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so sorry. I cannot sleep,
I cannot dream tonight. I need someone.
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And always this sick, strange darkness
comes creeping on, so haunting every
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time. And as I stared,
I counted the webs from all the spiders
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catching things and eating their insides,
like indecision. To call you and hear
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Your Voice of treason. Will you
come home and stop at this pain tonight?
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Stop this pain tonight. Don't waste
your time on me. You are
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already the voice inside my head and
miss you. Don't waste your time on
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me. You are already the voice
inside my ed and I miss you.
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I miss you. So do you
have any more questions? So, how
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many of these stupid robots has Dana
Mate? That's hard to say. The
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list of actual humans is uch easier
to die chest. I think Ariel and
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bridge Jordan, obviously not the bold
one. Yes, that's about it.
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The two kids. Do you know
me and him? What's in the Holy
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Warrington? TWAS THE WINDIGO I reckon