May 17, 2021

The Perfect Folklore Story

The Perfect Folklore Story

A tale of dragons and orphans happens; while a mental patient escapes.


A tale of dragons and orphans happens; while a mental patient escapes. 

This week's stories our the result of a brain storming session that happened on Episode 78 of The Perfect Package at P3show.com 

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WEBVTT 1 00:00:03.120 --> 00:00:08.189 Welcome to down to folk. This episode will serve as the finale to our 2 00:00:08.310 --> 00:00:14.029 two part crossover with the perfect package podcast. If you haven't listened to part 3 00:00:14.109 --> 00:00:19.589 one yet, visit Pthree Showcom and you will hear Ariel, Chad and David 4 00:00:19.629 --> 00:00:24.179 Brain storming the stories you are about to hear. If you don't like behind 5 00:00:24.219 --> 00:00:29.100 the scenes magic, then don't. It will have zero effect on the outcome 6 00:00:29.179 --> 00:00:33.380 of future events, but I will admit it is mildly amusing to witness the 7 00:00:33.460 --> 00:00:38.689 creative process at work, and if you listen closely, you can almost hear 8 00:00:38.850 --> 00:00:43.770 both of Chad's brain cells rubbing together. If you are listening to this in 9 00:00:43.890 --> 00:00:48.329 the distant future, it can be found on episode seventy eight, entitled the 10 00:00:48.409 --> 00:00:54.280 Perfect Folk Law. I'll let you decide if that ambitious title holds any accuracy. 11 00:00:54.320 --> 00:00:59.280 Also, as a friendly reminder, down to folk will at times contain 12 00:00:59.280 --> 00:01:03.520 adult themes, and if you are listening with children, stop saving for college 13 00:01:03.560 --> 00:01:08.629 and start saving for bail and now sit back, relax and may the odds 14 00:01:08.670 --> 00:01:26.859 ever be in your favor. It is a curious thing to see a dragon 15 00:01:26.140 --> 00:01:32.700 dressing a human infant. There are stories as old as time that pit humans 16 00:01:32.739 --> 00:01:38.849 against dragons. The fire spewing beasts are mortal enemies, but this dragon and 17 00:01:38.170 --> 00:01:45.209 this infant were bound to find one another, and bound further by something far 18 00:01:45.329 --> 00:01:52.000 more insidious. Long before the two met, a young dragon couple very much 19 00:01:52.040 --> 00:01:57.799 in love cuddled their very own precious baby, whom they named John. Given 20 00:01:57.840 --> 00:02:00.870 how long ago this was, you might assume the dragons were English, but 21 00:02:00.989 --> 00:02:06.870 actually they were Welsh, which means that though technically they were British, they 22 00:02:06.950 --> 00:02:12.590 were absolutely not English. There's a difference, no matter of how little importance 23 00:02:12.830 --> 00:02:17.300 to literally anyone else in the world. The two dragons were each orphans, 24 00:02:17.780 --> 00:02:23.060 meeting when they were very young and growing up together. They were friends from 25 00:02:23.060 --> 00:02:27.620 the start, bonding over their lack of mothers and fathers. They would play 26 00:02:27.659 --> 00:02:30.849 as children, frolicking through the meadows and racing in flight to the top of 27 00:02:31.009 --> 00:02:37.770 the tallest mountains. She had pearly pink scales that shone even in the moonlight, 28 00:02:38.289 --> 00:02:43.129 and he was sleek and black, radiating of obsidian. The two were 29 00:02:43.169 --> 00:02:46.840 a sight to behold, the most beautiful of dragon children, except for when 30 00:02:46.879 --> 00:02:51.800 they were shedding their skin, which was pretty gross now that I mention it. 31 00:02:52.639 --> 00:02:57.439 As their skin slept off, they would use their sticky snakelike tongues to 32 00:02:57.560 --> 00:03:01.270 draw it into their mouths. It's like when people eat their scabs, except 33 00:03:01.349 --> 00:03:06.830 they were huge and you could see the dirt and sometimes urine and Feegal matter 34 00:03:06.990 --> 00:03:12.110 that it attached to their skin. Through their adventures, dragons are some of 35 00:03:12.189 --> 00:03:15.340 the least hygienic of lizards and, as a result, they consumed a lot 36 00:03:15.419 --> 00:03:21.900 of shit. It's a common misperception even now that dragons smell of sulfur, 37 00:03:22.460 --> 00:03:27.530 no doubt because it is ominous considering their fiery breath. But it's not true. 38 00:03:27.569 --> 00:03:31.129 Dragons smell like a giant Shart with hints of heart, of boiled eggs. 39 00:03:32.009 --> 00:03:36.729 How view ever, smelled Iguana poop. It's kind of like that, 40 00:03:37.129 --> 00:03:43.120 and every bit is running anyway. As they grew older, their friendship deepened 41 00:03:43.240 --> 00:03:47.360 into something more, not love, exactly, though they probably thought it was. 42 00:03:49.479 --> 00:03:53.000 It should be noted that in the before times of the long ago, 43 00:03:53.800 --> 00:03:59.509 prophylaxis was nothing more than a weird prophetic vision of a witch from yield town 44 00:03:59.550 --> 00:04:03.030 of Painswick and Gloucester. She ended up earned for that Shit, the poor 45 00:04:03.110 --> 00:04:08.909 horny old tart. But back to the dragons. The two began to gaze 46 00:04:08.949 --> 00:04:12.860 at each other with stars in their eyes, but dazzled by the creature who 47 00:04:12.860 --> 00:04:17.379 had emerged right before them, their innocence so touching. They would cuddle and 48 00:04:17.540 --> 00:04:23.139 romp and at night he would kiss her cheek. Week through the month, 49 00:04:23.259 --> 00:04:27.329 the baby inside her began to turn and twirl and kick. When the tiny 50 00:04:27.410 --> 00:04:30.730 little thing finally came into the world, he was the most gorgeous little dragon 51 00:04:30.850 --> 00:04:36.250 they'd ever seen. After they clean up the berthing gooop. You'd think they 52 00:04:36.290 --> 00:04:42.160 wouldn't find that gross all things considered, but maybe pooping a baby is more 53 00:04:42.199 --> 00:04:46.199 of a concern than pooping poop. I don't know much about dragon values. 54 00:04:46.279 --> 00:04:51.319 Really, they were certainly thrilled and as they laid their sleeping child into his 55 00:04:51.480 --> 00:04:58.509 warm Straw bed, they curled up together happily. Several years passed and one 56 00:04:58.509 --> 00:05:03.149 day an old hag from Southampton came upon their cave. They had no reason 57 00:05:03.230 --> 00:05:06.980 to if you're humans, having had no schooling, and she begged them for 58 00:05:08.220 --> 00:05:12.980 lodging for the night. Despite taking pity on her, the too thought she 59 00:05:13.100 --> 00:05:17.139 was terribly ugly with her long hooked nose and screechy voice, and so they 60 00:05:17.180 --> 00:05:21.689 turned her away. She offered them a few pence, but the two simply 61 00:05:21.730 --> 00:05:28.009 couldn't stomach it. She seemed to grow more hideous the longer she stood before 62 00:05:28.050 --> 00:05:32.970 them. Finally, she offered them a single red rose in exchange for shelter. 63 00:05:34.089 --> 00:05:39.439 Something about it looked familiar and they almost had a change of heart as 64 00:05:39.480 --> 00:05:44.120 they peered at the delicate bloom. But then they glanced up once more into 65 00:05:44.120 --> 00:05:46.759 the HAG's face and the she dragon hissed, scorching the old woman to death. 66 00:05:47.800 --> 00:05:54.430 But somehow the flower was unscathed and began to glow. Lifting into the 67 00:05:54.550 --> 00:06:00.949 air. They heard a faint voice growing from mists and beheld a beautiful ethereal 68 00:06:00.110 --> 00:06:08.579 being with wings glittering in the moonlight. She spoke. Thus, dragons, 69 00:06:09.139 --> 00:06:13.899 you have been selfish. That's normal for only children, and you are both 70 00:06:13.980 --> 00:06:19.370 orphans. I know because I knew your parents before they died, and their 71 00:06:19.529 --> 00:06:26.290 parents before that, and each one was frightened by my earthen form and burned 72 00:06:26.410 --> 00:06:30.170 me where I stood when all I wanted was a simple lodging for the night. 73 00:06:31.449 --> 00:06:35.759 That cruelty has brought upon you the same curse that befell your parents, 74 00:06:36.600 --> 00:06:42.279 that you too shall orphan your son to whom I will visit and carry the 75 00:06:42.399 --> 00:06:46.389 curse thus for all time. But there is a way to break the chain. 76 00:06:47.750 --> 00:06:54.629 Listen carefully to me. You must protect every petal of this enchanted rose, 77 00:06:55.149 --> 00:07:00.910 no matter what tribulations you may face. Each petal that falls must be 78 00:07:00.069 --> 00:07:04.899 fed to your son, and he will grow strong and powerful. I will 79 00:07:04.939 --> 00:07:10.100 visit you once more when the last petal falls, and if you have done 80 00:07:10.139 --> 00:07:15.300 this, you will come to no harm and will live out the years with 81 00:07:15.699 --> 00:07:21.370 you a son in happiness. Goodbye, dragons, and she faded away back 82 00:07:21.410 --> 00:07:27.129 into the sky. And so the dragons set the flower at the very back 83 00:07:27.170 --> 00:07:30.800 of their cave and covered it in a glass case so they could watch is 84 00:07:30.839 --> 00:07:34.680 the petals fell. As each did, they would carefully feed the fragile petal 85 00:07:34.879 --> 00:07:40.360 to their child and treat a form. He grew into a brave and mighty 86 00:07:40.480 --> 00:07:45.389 young dragon, quicker than any of whom they had ever heard and mighty enough 87 00:07:45.389 --> 00:07:49.629 to pull up trees with a single tug. One seemingly average day, the 88 00:07:49.670 --> 00:07:55.430 dragons grew fearful as they heard a man singing in the woods surrounding getting closer 89 00:07:55.709 --> 00:08:00.259 and closer. The she dragon asked, is he coming for a rose? 90 00:08:01.180 --> 00:08:05.459 The He dragon simply turned his head back to the woods and bared his teeth. 91 00:08:05.500 --> 00:08:09.660 As the singing man emerged, they realized he had brought an army with 92 00:08:09.740 --> 00:08:15.250 him. Well, actually just his wife, but I mean it was pretty 93 00:08:15.290 --> 00:08:20.490 nerve racking and they may not have realized that they were feeling disproportional to the 94 00:08:20.649 --> 00:08:24.930 reality of the situation. Anyway, they were orphans and it never had schooling, 95 00:08:24.129 --> 00:08:28.480 so they didn't know what an army was. Anyway. I mean that 96 00:08:28.600 --> 00:08:35.320 was probably pretty close. The dragons crept nearly soundlessly, for dragons anyway, 97 00:08:35.120 --> 00:08:39.559 but truth be told, they were loud as fock. They're huge, you 98 00:08:39.679 --> 00:08:43.990 know. When the unsuspecting couple spotted the dragons, they screamed and began to 99 00:08:45.029 --> 00:08:48.269 scramble for the cave. They were only looking for shelter, but the dragon 100 00:08:48.389 --> 00:08:54.149 seized the pair, pulling them from their home. Completely misunderstanding the situation, 101 00:08:54.110 --> 00:08:58.419 the man and his wife were scorched to death, their brittle bones discarded. 102 00:09:00.659 --> 00:09:03.940 The two dragons felt rather smug about their quick defense of their flower which, 103 00:09:03.980 --> 00:09:09.700 as they returned, dropped its final petal, which they fed to their beloved 104 00:09:09.820 --> 00:09:13.809 son. But no sooner had the petal crossed his lips, they heard a 105 00:09:13.889 --> 00:09:20.330 strange sound. It was a human infant crying. They turned and scrambled from 106 00:09:20.330 --> 00:09:24.159 the cave and though their son called after them, Mama, Papa, where 107 00:09:24.240 --> 00:09:30.360 you going, they never turned back. He watched them clumsily stumble over one 108 00:09:30.360 --> 00:09:35.480 another when suddenly a horrifying, screeching winged creature with horrific Talon swooped down and 109 00:09:35.559 --> 00:09:41.590 in seconds had goored them both. It slowly winged its way back into the 110 00:09:41.629 --> 00:09:46.750 sky and the two maimed dragons peered into the starlight as a familiar vision appeared. 111 00:09:46.750 --> 00:09:54.460 Very he who have returned. The two dragons felt a warmth creep over 112 00:09:54.539 --> 00:09:58.340 them. They had done her bidding and protected the rose, feeding each petal 113 00:09:58.419 --> 00:10:05.059 to the their child as instructed. You're here to save us. But as 114 00:10:05.179 --> 00:10:09.730 the pair blood out, they heard the fairy snort and chuckle. Dragon, 115 00:10:09.450 --> 00:10:16.809 a flower isn't going to save you from horrific death. What Dick's she giggled 116 00:10:16.850 --> 00:10:22.000 to herself as she departed. John was horrified and deeply traumatized when he set 117 00:10:22.039 --> 00:10:28.480 out to examine the carnage. His mother's neck was bent completely backwards, her 118 00:10:28.559 --> 00:10:33.559 eyes gouged out with a perpetual look of terror on her face. His father's 119 00:10:33.559 --> 00:10:37.029 eyes were intact, but his intestines were spewed from his abdomen as if it 120 00:10:37.110 --> 00:10:41.350 had exploded. The scene was the fadder of nightmares for years to come. 121 00:10:43.830 --> 00:10:48.950 What the he whispered. As a humble farmer ambled past. He removed his 122 00:10:50.019 --> 00:10:54.059 hat and stood for a moment, taking in the scene and the Young Dragon, 123 00:10:54.500 --> 00:10:58.899 petrified in fear and grief and shock. Twas the Windogo, I reckon. 124 00:11:01.179 --> 00:11:05.169 He then loosed his backpack and handed a small child to the dragon before 125 00:11:05.289 --> 00:11:11.169 walking on. I think you'd better take care of this it. It was 126 00:11:11.210 --> 00:11:15.289 an orphan. He was an orphan. Now, the curse. His parents 127 00:11:15.370 --> 00:11:18.840 had told him about, that blasted curse, and now what he had to 128 00:11:18.919 --> 00:11:26.360 take care of a baby thing. She's fucking Christ, he thought, but 129 00:11:26.519 --> 00:11:30.039 it turned out the two got along very well. He taught the baby, 130 00:11:30.240 --> 00:11:33.389 just as his parents had taught him, to feed on leaves and small animals, 131 00:11:35.110 --> 00:11:37.549 to climb and to run. The lying was kind of a Nogo, 132 00:11:37.750 --> 00:11:43.110 as the naked creature had no wings of which to speak, to Pissen too, 133 00:11:43.149 --> 00:11:46.740 shit freely with abandon as the urge took him, and to help him, 134 00:11:46.899 --> 00:11:52.779 eating his shedding skin telling him it was good for him. But as 135 00:11:52.980 --> 00:11:56.899 the two grew older they began to feel restless. They needed something more. 136 00:11:58.940 --> 00:12:03.330 They wanted companionship. No, I mean look, they had each other, 137 00:12:03.610 --> 00:12:09.649 but neither was particularly enthused about taking their brother. A little brother dynamic there. 138 00:12:09.330 --> 00:12:13.289 So they needed to find someone else for each of them, and so 139 00:12:13.450 --> 00:12:18.759 they set out to seek their fortunes and to find true love. Spoiler alert, 140 00:12:18.840 --> 00:12:22.080 neither was very successful. Dragons get the shit out of people and, 141 00:12:22.279 --> 00:12:26.840 considering the young man was buck naked and spoke no intelligible language and, as 142 00:12:28.039 --> 00:12:31.950 not to Belabor the point, their body smelled of rotting potatoes, it was 143 00:12:31.029 --> 00:12:37.909 a bit much. So they searched high and low and finally found a female 144 00:12:37.950 --> 00:12:43.190 dragon, an orphan deep purple with the scent of Lily of the valley, 145 00:12:43.750 --> 00:12:48.059 and a young naked woman, another orphan, smelling of cinnamon and incense. 146 00:12:50.220 --> 00:12:54.740 Just kidding, it was more like putrid hamburger meat, but they were in 147 00:12:54.779 --> 00:12:58.570 the same range of attractiveness and they shipped up pretty quickly. John and his 148 00:12:58.730 --> 00:13:03.450 boy were enamored, and the young sheet dragon and her girl, or it's 149 00:13:03.529 --> 00:13:09.490 the same. The day they met they snuggled and giggled and that night John 150 00:13:09.610 --> 00:13:16.200 and his boy kissed them each on their cheeks. The following day they were 151 00:13:16.240 --> 00:13:22.559 each with child, somewhere known only to old wizards and occasionally the odd poor 152 00:13:22.759 --> 00:13:28.590 horny old witch, a fairy Godmother, watched on cry laughing. This shit 153 00:13:28.710 --> 00:13:48.100 was as easy as taking an eggplant from a baby. Thank you, Ariel. 154 00:13:48.019 --> 00:13:52.379 You never fail to paint a perfect picture of goal for both of our 155 00:13:52.460 --> 00:13:58.250 listeners. Perhaps someday we will get a definitive answer as to exactly how many 156 00:13:58.289 --> 00:14:03.409 humble farmers live in the DTF universe. Now let's me under down to our 157 00:14:03.409 --> 00:14:07.610 humble fire pick to see what type of offering Chad has so humbly created for 158 00:14:07.690 --> 00:14:18.960 the slightly humble God of urban legends, patient eight hundred and two four zero, 159 00:14:18.960 --> 00:14:24.070 or Andrew, as he was known, before his time at a tasket 160 00:14:24.110 --> 00:14:33.389 Arrow. During his time, he came in contact with, if even became 161 00:14:33.470 --> 00:14:39.820 friendly with, the likes of Andrew Allaway, Arthur Allen, Edmund Kemper, 162 00:14:39.860 --> 00:14:48.419 Roy, Norris, Scott Thorpe, William Bonn and most of you normies have 163 00:14:48.659 --> 00:14:52.460 no clue what I'm talking about, but you true crime people are loving this. 164 00:14:54.289 --> 00:14:58.210 A TASCAD arrow. For those that aren't in the know, is a 165 00:14:58.370 --> 00:15:03.529 state mental Ho Hospital and that, like Um said, I need to hope 166 00:15:03.850 --> 00:15:09.799 it's like a jail for crazy people, like if San Luis Abysspo, California 167 00:15:11.320 --> 00:15:16.039 was Gotham, a tasket Arrow would be arkham asylum. You get the idea. 168 00:15:16.879 --> 00:15:22.110 Andrew was committed due to a string of violent crimes that he committed, 169 00:15:24.230 --> 00:15:31.029 mostly sexual in nature. Andrew loved the ladies, but not a big fan 170 00:15:31.070 --> 00:15:37.580 of consent. Anyway, Andrew hadn't seen a woman since he was committed, 171 00:15:37.220 --> 00:15:45.100 and that's why this story is so odd. One Night, shortly after lights 172 00:15:45.139 --> 00:15:48.860 out, the door of his room, sell tomato, tomato, whatever, 173 00:15:50.690 --> 00:16:00.970 opened and in walked an angel, a woman of absolute perfection, Pouty Lips, 174 00:16:00.889 --> 00:16:08.919 supple breass legs for days. He instantly fell in love, but he 175 00:16:10.000 --> 00:16:14.120 did that a lot. Love at first sight was a state of mind for 176 00:16:14.279 --> 00:16:22.110 Andrew. Like literally every woman he saw, he fell out over heels for 177 00:16:22.789 --> 00:16:32.230 maybe that's why she chose him out of the nearly one thousand hundred other inmates 178 00:16:32.309 --> 00:16:38.740 or patients. Andrew, I haven't much time, so please hear me out. 179 00:16:41.820 --> 00:16:45.299 She sat next to him on the bed. His head spun, his 180 00:16:45.500 --> 00:16:52.330 heart raced. My name is Agatha. I, like you, am trapped 181 00:16:52.370 --> 00:17:00.570 here, but if we work together, we can both be free. He 182 00:17:00.690 --> 00:17:07.480 found himself breathing in her sweet aroma. Her hair was soft, her skin 183 00:17:07.759 --> 00:17:15.029 was also soft. He lightly traced his fingers up and down her arms, 184 00:17:15.190 --> 00:17:25.750 and she didn't seem to mind. I will do anything for you, M 185 00:17:25.910 --> 00:17:32.099 to hear her, and he leaned in to kiss her cheek. Not Now, 186 00:17:33.259 --> 00:17:38.940 you must listen. I used to work here. I was a psychiatrist. 187 00:17:40.660 --> 00:17:45.009 One of our residents, herb, cornered me in the parking lot and 188 00:17:45.250 --> 00:17:51.170 beat me with a tire iron left me for dead. It was my forty 189 00:17:51.210 --> 00:17:56.130 of the birthday. In the hospital, my family gathered around me and prayed. 190 00:17:56.609 --> 00:18:00.960 They prayed that I would never leave them, and evidently God is a 191 00:18:02.119 --> 00:18:10.319 stickler for details, because their prayers were answered. Yes, you are truly 192 00:18:10.359 --> 00:18:18.269 a miracle. Now, dumb ass, look listen. I died, but 193 00:18:18.430 --> 00:18:23.069 thanks to my asshole family, I'm stuck here. So that's why I'm here 194 00:18:23.269 --> 00:18:32.380 with you tonight. Every forty years, I am given the opportunity to break 195 00:18:32.500 --> 00:18:37.940 this curse, but I need someone else to help. I can't leave this 196 00:18:38.099 --> 00:18:47.890 building, I can't leave these grounds, but you can take this she reveals 197 00:18:48.490 --> 00:18:56.200 to him a golden jewel encrusted higher iron. where she produced it from is 198 00:18:56.240 --> 00:19:00.160 a mystery. Old pervy Andy had an idea, and yet it moved just 199 00:19:00.319 --> 00:19:06.599 a little when he thinks about anything going in or coming out of her. 200 00:19:07.480 --> 00:19:11.269 Sorry, kids, I will clear the way. There's a white fan waiting 201 00:19:11.390 --> 00:19:18.710 for you outside Nice. He was a big fan of the old white rapey 202 00:19:18.710 --> 00:19:25.420 vands. You must go to Iowa. My only remaining family member lives there 203 00:19:26.140 --> 00:19:30.779 and you must take his life with this and the curse will be broken and 204 00:19:32.019 --> 00:19:38.529 we both will be free and we'll live happily ever after. I mean, 205 00:19:38.809 --> 00:19:42.289 sure, if you need that motivation. I figured getting out of here would 206 00:19:42.289 --> 00:19:48.730 be enough, but sure, but go now. Go. And then she 207 00:19:48.809 --> 00:19:56.759 vanished, his door still wide open, he picked up the ornate tire iron 208 00:19:56.680 --> 00:20:03.160 and walked out. No guards, as she promised. The Path was clear. 209 00:20:03.920 --> 00:20:08.069 In the parking lot was an old one thousand nine hundred and seventy eight 210 00:20:08.150 --> 00:20:14.109 child. Lester Band had a full tank of gas and a few hundred dollars 211 00:20:14.190 --> 00:20:19.150 in cash on the passenger seat and a newspaper with a story circled in read. 212 00:20:19.710 --> 00:20:23.140 It was the story of a man that was in a car accident, 213 00:20:23.579 --> 00:20:29.819 facial trauma, jow wire show whatever. This part's pointless, but it gave 214 00:20:29.819 --> 00:20:34.769 him a name and his target. So he started driving. He arrived in 215 00:20:36.049 --> 00:20:41.970 Cedar Falls, Iowa. He parked his van at the local Burger King and 216 00:20:42.009 --> 00:20:48.250 only had to ask a few people and found his target. His mission was 217 00:20:48.329 --> 00:20:56.519 about over. It seems that Dana, Agatha's baby brother worked at a warehouse 218 00:20:56.680 --> 00:21:03.000 near the Burger King, so he ventured inside. He's not sure what the 219 00:21:03.119 --> 00:21:11.430 building was, some sort of radio station maybe. But at some point reality 220 00:21:11.509 --> 00:21:18.980 set in for Andrew, or maybe his MED's war off. But Agatha's words 221 00:21:18.259 --> 00:21:26.779 finally became crystal clear. He stopped and leaned up against the wall. Okay, 222 00:21:27.019 --> 00:21:36.930 wait, I just drove twenty eight hours to murder someone because a ghost 223 00:21:37.609 --> 00:21:45.130 told me to. Wow, maybe I am crazy. I mean, she 224 00:21:45.529 --> 00:21:51.880 can't leave the building, she can't come after me. Fuck this, I'm 225 00:21:51.880 --> 00:21:55.680 going back to San Diego so I can creep on college girls again. And 226 00:21:56.920 --> 00:22:02.910 that was it. To this day, Agatha is still trapped in the walls 227 00:22:03.069 --> 00:22:10.390 of the Atascadero State Hospital. Andrew started a new life in San Diego. 228 00:22:11.069 --> 00:22:15.259 Where's the tire iron? I don't know. He probably dumped it somewhere. 229 00:22:15.299 --> 00:22:22.180 That's not the point. The point is that every forty years, one lone 230 00:22:22.299 --> 00:22:32.490 patient escapes from Atascad Arrow and they all tell the same story, that they 231 00:22:32.529 --> 00:22:40.490 were visited by a woman whose soul was trapped by her Shitty, selfish ass 232 00:22:40.569 --> 00:22:53.960 family that prayed to a god. That is all about the details. This 233 00:22:55.200 --> 00:23:00.710 concludes another lackluster episode of down to folk. Both of our stories this week 234 00:23:00.789 --> 00:23:07.430 were brainstormed during episode seventy eight of the perfect package podcast. 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