Outsiders

WEBVTT 1 00:00:05.719 --> 00:00:11.230 Oh Hello, I didn't see you there. Please ignore my mess. I'm 2 00:00:11.390 --> 00:00:16.390 just fixing a little issue we had recently. I guess we should get started. 3 00:00:17.230 --> 00:00:22.500 Did I mention adult themes? How about our strict no children policy? 4 00:00:22.539 --> 00:00:29.859 Ariel is here with what do you call them? Oh stories, and if 5 00:00:29.899 --> 00:00:33.500 you were all your best behavior, we might just be able to have some 6 00:00:33.780 --> 00:00:39.929 guests later. I guess I should start putting this thing back together. Welcome 7 00:00:40.009 --> 00:00:51.799 to down to folk. Enjoy the show. Once upon a time there is 8 00:00:51.799 --> 00:00:56.359 an enchanted city that sat below the waves. It was built of the most 9 00:00:56.359 --> 00:01:00.920 vibrant quarrel and on sunny days it would glisten like heaven in radiant light beams. 10 00:01:00.960 --> 00:01:07.870 All of the ocean's creatures looked upon the palace in reverence and were frenzied 11 00:01:07.950 --> 00:01:12.069 in delight any chance they had to swim or crawl through the Central Castle's massive 12 00:01:12.150 --> 00:01:18.739 gates. But this day was not one for celebration, as the sea slugs 13 00:01:18.859 --> 00:01:23.939 and flounder and turtles and crabs and eels and all manner of swimming things descended 14 00:01:25.060 --> 00:01:30.939 upon the center amphitheater of the castle. Their King, a Merman of great 15 00:01:30.980 --> 00:01:36.049 strength and a flowing white beard, was not well and wasn't likely to last 16 00:01:36.170 --> 00:01:41.329 the day. His many daughters, for he had no sons, surrounded his 17 00:01:41.450 --> 00:01:46.769 bed and could be heard weeping and singing from his chambers. The mourners looked 18 00:01:46.810 --> 00:01:52.519 on as a sea horse emerged and nodded his head. Sadly, their king 19 00:01:53.400 --> 00:01:59.840 had breathed his last through his gills like, well, like a fish, 20 00:02:00.799 --> 00:02:04.269 because even though he appeared half man, it's not like he could suddenly breathe 21 00:02:04.310 --> 00:02:08.110 in salt water and be totally fine. He drowned, probably, but I 22 00:02:08.229 --> 00:02:12.629 mean, even if he didn't, salt water consumption messes with your brain and 23 00:02:12.750 --> 00:02:17.460 causes you to go completely out of your mind. I'm serious, Google it. 24 00:02:20.099 --> 00:02:23.219 But heavier still was the weight of the crown that now had to be 25 00:02:23.340 --> 00:02:27.539 placed on his eldest daughter's head, for she had not found a husband and, 26 00:02:27.659 --> 00:02:30.409 due to the Patriarchy and whatever, she had to produce a male heir 27 00:02:30.530 --> 00:02:36.050 before she could rule her kingdom. And so, though her heart was aggrieved, 28 00:02:36.569 --> 00:02:39.810 she set her ministers to find her a suitable companion who could bless her 29 00:02:39.849 --> 00:02:44.800 with children and allow her to ascend to her rightful place on the throne. 30 00:02:45.960 --> 00:02:50.479 As they departed, she slipped away to her special cove, the one in 31 00:02:50.560 --> 00:02:54.520 which she secretly kept her treasures, the biggest mermaid. It was a tight 32 00:02:54.639 --> 00:03:00.389 fit, but it was a place all her own. She had corkscrews and 33 00:03:00.590 --> 00:03:05.550 paintings and children's flip flops a plenty, all things that were so exotic to 34 00:03:05.669 --> 00:03:09.310 her life under the sea. To be completely honest, she was tired of 35 00:03:09.389 --> 00:03:15.539 living in the ocean and longed to be among the humans. One evening, 36 00:03:15.580 --> 00:03:20.740 as she swam near the surface, forbade by the oldest laws of the land, 37 00:03:21.460 --> 00:03:25.460 she spotted a ship and heard music. Fireworks were exploding above and she 38 00:03:25.699 --> 00:03:30.250 was enraptured. Her curiosity got the better of her and she simply had to 39 00:03:30.370 --> 00:03:35.810 see what was on board. Heaving herself up onto the side of the boat. 40 00:03:36.610 --> 00:03:38.330 When you swim all the time, you get some wicked powerful of her 41 00:03:38.370 --> 00:03:43.599 body strength, she peered through the slats of wood, and that's when she 42 00:03:43.639 --> 00:03:49.319 saw him, a handsome prince with dimples and deep dark hair, dancing with 43 00:03:49.400 --> 00:03:53.840 a big fairy creature of which she couldn't remember the name. Mop She thought 44 00:03:53.879 --> 00:03:58.870 it was mob, but as she fell deeply in love at first sight, 45 00:03:59.509 --> 00:04:01.710 her weight on the side of the ship caused the boat to capsize. And 46 00:04:01.830 --> 00:04:06.150 the entire crew and all of the merrymakers were pitched into the black and sea. 47 00:04:08.069 --> 00:04:12.740 She was horrified as she watched the unconscious prince drift downwards, and so 48 00:04:12.900 --> 00:04:15.860 she dove to retrieve him and return him to the dry land. She was 49 00:04:15.980 --> 00:04:20.459 such an excellent swimmer she could have saved them all, but she didn't really 50 00:04:20.500 --> 00:04:25.810 know them and kind of wanted a minute alone with the handsome prince. When 51 00:04:25.889 --> 00:04:29.730 he was safely ashore, she practiced C P R until he vomited, but 52 00:04:29.810 --> 00:04:32.730 it was the most beautiful vomit she'd ever seen. It was the only vomit 53 00:04:32.850 --> 00:04:38.250 she'd ever seen. People just don't do that in Magic Kingdoms of the ocean, 54 00:04:39.240 --> 00:04:43.720 but she didn't mind. She wiped it away before rinsing her hand. 55 00:04:44.199 --> 00:04:49.360 As the prince sputtered and slowly opened his eyes. Who, who are you? 56 00:04:51.040 --> 00:04:55.230 She heard a strange sound drawing near and, without a word, lapped 57 00:04:55.269 --> 00:05:00.629 back into the waves, returning below to the castle. She realized she had 58 00:05:00.670 --> 00:05:03.589 been gone too long, so, pretending she had needed to be alone in 59 00:05:03.790 --> 00:05:09.180 her grief, she met her first suitor. He had been brought on the 60 00:05:09.220 --> 00:05:13.019 back of a sea turtle who hadn't quite gotten gist of what this whole thing 61 00:05:13.100 --> 00:05:18.180 was about. The turtle carried a strapping human man in hunting attire, devastatingly 62 00:05:18.300 --> 00:05:25.250 handsome, with a deep cleft Chin and a ponytail. Unfortunately, he was 63 00:05:25.370 --> 00:05:29.050 dead as a door nail. It turns out he'd been a Frenchman, the 64 00:05:29.170 --> 00:05:33.089 most handsome in his whole provincial's village, but after having lost an m may 65 00:05:33.209 --> 00:05:38.360 fight to a big hairy dude, some details are fuzzy. He had turned 66 00:05:38.399 --> 00:05:43.759 to sailing. When offered the hand of the Most Beautiful Mermaid and future Queen, 67 00:05:44.519 --> 00:05:48.480 he immediately thought it was only befitting, but of course he drowned, 68 00:05:49.069 --> 00:05:55.110 so it didn't quite work out. Next to sea slug slithered in with a 69 00:05:55.189 --> 00:05:59.949 sack and toe. The sack gloat of Purple, but the biggest mermaid couldn't 70 00:05:59.949 --> 00:06:02.870 quite figure out what could be inside and how on earth it would help her 71 00:06:02.949 --> 00:06:08.100 to marry. The sea slug opened the sack and unfurled the body of a 72 00:06:08.220 --> 00:06:14.139 man made entirely of egg plants and toothpicks. They don't just hold together on 73 00:06:14.259 --> 00:06:18.850 their own. The man had been beloved in his hometown and a masterful chef, 74 00:06:19.089 --> 00:06:24.250 he'd been told, and he paid to gold for the sack that this 75 00:06:24.529 --> 00:06:28.569 the princess side shaking her head. She knew if she planted one kiss on 76 00:06:28.649 --> 00:06:32.000 that thing she was likely to turn into seaweed or something. Sea slugs are 77 00:06:32.120 --> 00:06:35.600 known for being complete idiots, and this one had clearly not read his history 78 00:06:35.680 --> 00:06:42.199 books. The third a cuttlefish, brought in a suitor who was indeed half 79 00:06:42.240 --> 00:06:47.870 fish and Halfman, but unfortunately the wrong half of each. cocking her head 80 00:06:47.910 --> 00:06:53.790 to the side, she couldn't take her eyes off the weird blowy thing and 81 00:06:53.949 --> 00:06:59.509 it's rippling Zac just below the scale line of his upper body. Nope, 82 00:07:00.029 --> 00:07:03.579 that wasn't going to work. Had No one thought to find a Mermaian for 83 00:07:03.779 --> 00:07:09.779 her? Seriously, she wanted her land prints, but this was ridiculous. 84 00:07:10.660 --> 00:07:15.500 One after another, she could find no one with whom to form a suitable 85 00:07:15.579 --> 00:07:19.970 match. Exhausted and frustrated, she once again slipped away to the surface. 86 00:07:21.410 --> 00:07:27.009 On the beach she found the prince walking along the sand, looking off into 87 00:07:27.050 --> 00:07:30.720 the waves, with that mop thing running after him. He seemed to be 88 00:07:30.839 --> 00:07:36.040 searching, maybe for her. She wasn't about to go to the sea witch. 89 00:07:36.720 --> 00:07:41.480 She saw what happened to her younger sister and a lot of her cousins. 90 00:07:42.319 --> 00:07:46.029 Honestly, the whole thing creeped her out, and so she steeled herself 91 00:07:46.069 --> 00:07:49.189 and swam towards the shore, certain she would have to win his heart on 92 00:07:49.269 --> 00:07:55.230 her own. She would have her voice, but she would have no legs. 93 00:07:56.949 --> 00:08:00.620 Hello, she called out, barely bring her head above the water. 94 00:08:01.620 --> 00:08:05.379 He began to look about frantically and finally saw the young woman dreading water before 95 00:08:05.420 --> 00:08:13.250 him. He was mesmerized her long flowing white locks, her piercing Turquoise eyes, 96 00:08:13.730 --> 00:08:16.569 as blue as the sea, her coral red lips and blushing cheeks. 97 00:08:18.410 --> 00:08:22.250 In the twilight, she seemed other worldly, the most gorgeous woman he'd ever 98 00:08:22.370 --> 00:08:28.759 laid eyes on. And yet she was familiar. Somehow. Could she be 99 00:08:28.879 --> 00:08:33.360 the one, the one who had saved his life? Oh, come to 100 00:08:33.480 --> 00:08:37.919 me, my dear you saved my life and I must thank you. Please, 101 00:08:39.080 --> 00:08:43.269 please, hasten. She dipped back under the water and swam until she 102 00:08:43.389 --> 00:08:46.429 was in the shallows, her tail hidden by the shadows of the Waning Sun. 103 00:08:48.590 --> 00:08:54.870 Every inch closer she became more beautiful. Who, who are you? 104 00:08:56.340 --> 00:09:01.620 She looked down timidly before raising her eyes to him. I am Acculina, 105 00:09:01.259 --> 00:09:07.940 eldest daughter of Poseidon. I her eyes fell down cast again. Poseidon, 106 00:09:09.620 --> 00:09:15.850 you mean the King of the ocean? Yes, she replied forlornly. I 107 00:09:16.250 --> 00:09:22.730 I had to save you. You, you, you're the most breathtaking creature 108 00:09:22.769 --> 00:09:26.080 of the land dwelling world. He dropped to his knees in the shallow water. 109 00:09:28.039 --> 00:09:31.279 And you, Occulina, are the most exquisitely beautiful creature of the sea. 110 00:09:31.639 --> 00:09:37.669 I could even imagine such a gentle, soft face and such strapping shoulders 111 00:09:37.750 --> 00:09:43.870 and packs. He placed his fingers beneath her Chin and lift it, leaning 112 00:09:43.950 --> 00:09:48.830 in for a deep and passionate kiss. He then leaped to his feet, 113 00:09:48.909 --> 00:09:52.340 laughing and running and spinning, shouting I feel as if I could fly. 114 00:09:54.379 --> 00:09:58.019 He suddenly stopped and looked to her in excitement, before running back to her, 115 00:09:58.139 --> 00:10:01.700 once again on his knees in the waves. Marry me, Acculina, 116 00:10:01.259 --> 00:10:05.980 marry me. Say Yes. I shall die if you don't say yes. 117 00:10:07.529 --> 00:10:11.210 She smiled gently before she spoke. A bird may love a fish, sire, 118 00:10:13.009 --> 00:10:18.809 but where will they live? The prince's expression faltered. There must be 119 00:10:18.970 --> 00:10:24.000 some way, but even he had no ideas. The only way to have 120 00:10:24.080 --> 00:10:28.039 legs was to sign a contract with the sea witch, and she would never 121 00:10:28.840 --> 00:10:33.120 then be with me this night. Let us make love and remember our time 122 00:10:33.159 --> 00:10:39.789 together forever. He passionately kissed her once more and she felt her body shudder 123 00:10:39.909 --> 00:10:43.870 at his embrace. They caressed each other, breathing in the salty breathe in 124 00:10:43.909 --> 00:10:48.710 the last rays of Sun. She paused, placing a finger on his lips. 125 00:10:50.779 --> 00:10:54.940 Give me a child, she whispered, and he will forever be my 126 00:10:54.100 --> 00:11:01.340 prince. They swayed together in the sands and tides, feeling their closeness against 127 00:11:01.379 --> 00:11:05.570 the chill of the cooling water. They were skin to skin and eager for 128 00:11:05.730 --> 00:11:11.889 each other. But then the prince faltered once more. How do I? 129 00:11:13.090 --> 00:11:18.519 I mean, okay, how does how does this work? She drew back 130 00:11:18.519 --> 00:11:24.639 her chin. While, my darling, it's called spawning. She blushed. 131 00:11:24.759 --> 00:11:31.240 But what do I essentially, your sperm and my eggs will mix in the 132 00:11:31.279 --> 00:11:35.509 water. So all you need to do, she drew him near once more, 133 00:11:37.309 --> 00:11:41.470 is blow your load like the big strong men you are. With that, 134 00:11:41.669 --> 00:11:46.110 his face contorted into vinegar strokes, a bizarre Oh shap of his mouth 135 00:11:46.460 --> 00:11:50.980 as he appeared to fall into fits of seizures. With this, she drew 136 00:11:52.059 --> 00:11:56.740 up, water splashing behind her like an epic Disney movie and her eggs dispersed 137 00:11:58.019 --> 00:12:03.090 from her body. Afterwards, she stroked his face while he lay as if 138 00:12:03.210 --> 00:12:09.490 comatose, eyes open, but on seeing the morning was nigh and she had 139 00:12:09.529 --> 00:12:13.690 to return to her home. Goodbye, sweet prince, she whispered, kissing 140 00:12:13.690 --> 00:12:18.279 him once more, she gathered up all her little fertilized eggs and, upon 141 00:12:18.360 --> 00:12:24.039 arriving at the castle, she announced that she had a princely air, but 142 00:12:24.240 --> 00:12:28.639 her beloved prince had passed in the night. Still, her coronation proceeded and 143 00:12:28.759 --> 00:12:33.190 Queen Acuilina took the throne, where she ruled for many hundreds of years. 144 00:12:35.629 --> 00:12:39.509 She hadn't lied, though the prince had passed away in the night. You 145 00:12:39.629 --> 00:12:45.899 see, she had taken one last thing to add to her secret treasure grotto, 146 00:12:46.059 --> 00:12:50.379 a human penis, and that shit bleeds like a motherfucker. Oops, 147 00:12:50.460 --> 00:12:56.340 my bat. Sorry, Ariel, I'll go ahead and finish that for you, 148 00:12:56.299 --> 00:13:01.529 Um humble farmer. When to go yup, that's should do it. 149 00:13:01.450 --> 00:13:05.490 Oh, look at that, we have company. Let's grab a spot on 150 00:13:05.529 --> 00:13:15.320 a bench by the fire and see who a special guests are deep in the 151 00:13:15.440 --> 00:13:20.919 forest where all manner of creepiness lives. Under the canopy of trees so thick 152 00:13:22.240 --> 00:13:31.710 no sun peaks through. Two witches dance around a fire just like this one. 153 00:13:33.429 --> 00:13:41.139 As witches go, these were no beauties, perhaps approaching the ripe old 154 00:13:41.259 --> 00:13:50.980 age of fifty. Still, they pushed past their aching bones and swollen ankles, 155 00:13:52.700 --> 00:13:58.250 determined to fix the one thing that really sucks about being a woman, 156 00:13:58.289 --> 00:14:05.889 whether you're mortal or a witch, spoiler alert, it still sucks. When 157 00:14:07.090 --> 00:14:11.480 shall we three meet again? In thunder lightning or in rain? Wait, 158 00:14:13.200 --> 00:14:18.679 there's only two of us. Shut thy mouth and spell with me. Double, 159 00:14:18.919 --> 00:14:22.480 double, toil and trouble, fire, burn and cauldron, bubble, 160 00:14:24.039 --> 00:14:28.870 Allah, youth, they did take hair that's gray and hair that's fake. 161 00:14:28.389 --> 00:14:35.269 I have a newt won't clear the fog. Tired bones feeling like dogs. 162 00:14:35.750 --> 00:14:41.379 Growing older has a sting. Menopause is not a fun thing. We feel 163 00:14:41.539 --> 00:14:46.940 hot, cold and in trouble as our chins fill up with stubble, bubble, 164 00:14:48.340 --> 00:14:52.649 bubble, toil and trouble. Ladies know they feel it double. With 165 00:14:54.009 --> 00:15:01.529 words we stopped the curse. We cannot feel even mors dostole field bettersted. 166 00:15:01.409 --> 00:15:07.399 Sweat is running down my back, the prick of cold is standing on my 167 00:15:07.519 --> 00:15:13.919 arm. Hairs on end and I have a slight headache. Perhaps a stronger 168 00:15:13.200 --> 00:15:18.000 spell my sister. Even now my stomach Crampson at the same time I create 169 00:15:18.159 --> 00:15:24.830 both chocolate and crisps. You can probably cut the bullshit. I don't think 170 00:15:24.870 --> 00:15:28.549 there's another way out of this. My sister. Trying is half the fun. 171 00:15:30.230 --> 00:15:33.750 Perhaps something more extreme, something to reverse time, like in the great 172 00:15:33.870 --> 00:15:41.500 story of Focus Pocus. Well, maybe Jack Nicholson could come by and hang 173 00:15:41.740 --> 00:15:46.940 out. How about we turn some children into rodents and then eat them? 174 00:15:48.820 --> 00:15:54.769 You always love a good wiggly snack. That reminds me of the time those 175 00:15:54.850 --> 00:16:02.330 high school girls with plaid many skirts tried to steal our powers. They were 176 00:16:03.210 --> 00:16:11.200 delicious. I'm convinced that Jen xers always taste best such complex labors, with 177 00:16:11.360 --> 00:16:18.559 a hint of coffee and nicotine and, if you're lucky, a dash of 178 00:16:18.789 --> 00:16:25.710 clove and cinnamon. Let's just exploit Yonder town and see if any Sandra bullock 179 00:16:25.789 --> 00:16:32.980 looking ladies are interested in helping out the aging sisters. Sandy has some good 180 00:16:33.340 --> 00:16:38.019 magic. That girl doesn't look a day over forty. As they trudged out 181 00:16:38.059 --> 00:16:48.330 of the forest, they took on their favorite disguise. Two Twenty something backpackers 182 00:16:48.690 --> 00:16:55.570 exploring the world one bench at a time. Hostels, is everyone knows, 183 00:16:55.649 --> 00:17:03.480 are the best place to hunt for something or someone to sacrifice. This time 184 00:17:03.440 --> 00:17:12.200 our witches picked Spain because they love ham, bread and cheese and good wine, 185 00:17:12.720 --> 00:17:19.390 most whitches do. They settled into a small tea house, or Tetaria 186 00:17:21.150 --> 00:17:26.349 as the locals called it, with plans to move on to tap us at 187 00:17:26.390 --> 00:17:33.220 the bar around seven. The lack of chairs was little problematic and they grunted 188 00:17:33.500 --> 00:17:37.259 as they sat on the floor cushions. Soon the place was filled with travelers 189 00:17:37.460 --> 00:17:42.819 of all ages. Of course, all the tea was spiked with a bit 190 00:17:42.900 --> 00:17:53.410 of the witch's potion, and soon the entire tea Tariya was full of sleeping 191 00:17:55.490 --> 00:18:03.039 tourists. Now what? Let's just pick the best one, let their Croat 192 00:18:03.279 --> 00:18:07.119 and drink the blood. It's got to be a young one, a handsome 193 00:18:07.480 --> 00:18:12.950 one. I'll start the fire. With a whisk of her hands, one 194 00:18:14.029 --> 00:18:18.990 of the witches created a fire pit much like this one in the middle of 195 00:18:18.069 --> 00:18:26.549 the shop. Over it was a cauldron, as is typical for like all 196 00:18:26.630 --> 00:18:32.220 which stories. The fire was huge, flickered and red and orange, and 197 00:18:32.420 --> 00:18:41.220 soon the air was thick with smoke. This one will do. Help me 198 00:18:41.339 --> 00:18:47.369 move him. He's so heavy. You've never really had any upper body strength. 199 00:18:48.410 --> 00:18:55.289 Together, the witches pulled and heaved a young, handsome millennial backpacker towards 200 00:18:55.369 --> 00:18:59.920 the cauldron. They positioned him over the cauldron and pulled out a blade. 201 00:19:00.759 --> 00:19:04.640 Just then they heard the tinkle of the bells of the door and drop the 202 00:19:04.720 --> 00:19:11.309 boy, surprised to see someone walk in. The person screamed and shouted Serrie 203 00:19:11.349 --> 00:19:15.750 called one thousandnine hundred and ninety nine grab but it was too late. It 204 00:19:15.950 --> 00:19:19.230 turns out starting fires and tea shops, no matter where you are in the 205 00:19:19.309 --> 00:19:26.339 world, is never a good idea. Suddenly, firefighters and police bombarded the 206 00:19:26.420 --> 00:19:30.900 shop. The witches huddled behind a table, frantically whispering another spell to save 207 00:19:32.019 --> 00:19:36.500 them from prison time. In their haste, they drop their blade on the 208 00:19:36.579 --> 00:19:41.210 ground and didn't see the clever woman who foiled their plans had picked it up. 209 00:19:41.730 --> 00:19:45.130 Die Bitches, the beauty screamed, coming at them. If I can 210 00:19:45.170 --> 00:19:48.890 keep a bus from exploding, be a cool cop, a boss and a 211 00:19:48.890 --> 00:19:53.400 beauty queen, I can kill you bull. And in that moment both witches 212 00:19:53.519 --> 00:19:59.960 looked at each other with a knowing smile as sandy killed them with their own 213 00:20:00.000 --> 00:20:06.440 blade. Only they would know the truth. Sandra bullock, it's the most 214 00:20:06.640 --> 00:20:11.549 powerful witch, and clearly that's why she looks so young, and it's so 215 00:20:11.710 --> 00:20:17.589 successful and thin and apparently a decent human being, because she gives money to 216 00:20:17.670 --> 00:20:23.259 charity. And it's their spirits descended into hell. The witches. We're glad 217 00:20:23.579 --> 00:20:27.259 to let go of their worldly bodies. No need to pretend. In Hell, 218 00:20:27.700 --> 00:20:33.019 hot flashes and a bad attitude are welcome there, along with cauldrons and 219 00:20:33.339 --> 00:20:40.849 fires, and the witches anted as they arrived in the fiery hereafter double, 220 00:20:41.170 --> 00:20:48.529 double toil and trouble, by a burn and couldron bubble. Sandy bullock, 221 00:20:48.730 --> 00:20:55.839 our lives did take that bitch rules and is not fake. I have newt 222 00:20:55.960 --> 00:21:03.079 and I have tiger procrastinate. No more weary writer. Too much fun in 223 00:21:03.400 --> 00:21:08.670 life we had. Now on to hell because we're bad. A good run 224 00:21:08.829 --> 00:21:14.990 it was, and now it's over. Time to burn. Will be back 225 00:21:15.150 --> 00:21:21.539 and I'll tell okay, shut off to the fiasco last week, I have 226 00:21:21.779 --> 00:21:26.019 decided to let you read this week's end of show copy. Thank you for 227 00:21:26.140 --> 00:21:30.259 listening to down to folk. Our Mermaid story was written and performed by the 228 00:21:30.339 --> 00:21:36.289 beautiful and talented aerial cooksie of the malice podcast. Our story of two witches 229 00:21:36.569 --> 00:21:40.730 was written by Electricia and Shauna, of two girls on a bench. They 230 00:21:40.769 --> 00:21:45.250 also played the roles of the witchy sisters. Your narrator was our very own 231 00:21:45.329 --> 00:21:49.000 and very talented Chad Brock, Braider of the perfect package podcast. 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