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WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.720 --> 00:00:09.470 Greetings and welcomed to down to folk. What in God's name is this garbage? 2 00:00:09.470 --> 00:00:20.550 Dana? Where's my music, Dana, Dana Christ, let's whisk you 3 00:00:20.629 --> 00:00:23.859 away to the phya pit. Why? I figured out where that little shit 4 00:00:24.059 --> 00:00:34.460 is. Norm needed a break after years in the hospitality sector and living with 5 00:00:34.579 --> 00:00:39.689 his mother. He needed space, a space of his own where he could 6 00:00:39.689 --> 00:00:44.490 truly find himself. He just needed an escape from the trappings of his mother 7 00:00:45.009 --> 00:00:50.399 and have fun for once. But mother was always present, always pushing him 8 00:00:50.439 --> 00:00:54.880 to do things he didn't want to do. Norm was a loner. His 9 00:00:55.039 --> 00:01:00.640 mother made sure of that. But being a loner was well lonely and he 10 00:01:00.759 --> 00:01:04.790 needed to grow past this stage and make some serious connections and learn new skills. 11 00:01:07.030 --> 00:01:11.549 To his surprise, a brochure for an adult day camp came in the 12 00:01:11.629 --> 00:01:15.549 mail, addressed to his mother. Norm quickly hid the brochure in his taxidermy 13 00:01:15.629 --> 00:01:19.340 studio and would read it over and over. When he wasn't busy with the 14 00:01:19.459 --> 00:01:25.540 motel. He looked at the beautiful photos of Crystal Lake and the quaint cabins 15 00:01:25.540 --> 00:01:30.819 Al on Elm Street. This was completely different from the motel at the edge 16 00:01:30.900 --> 00:01:36.209 of the road, far from the freeway. Norm was excited about the opportunities 17 00:01:36.250 --> 00:01:40.530 that would be available to him at the camp, not only for the activities, 18 00:01:41.010 --> 00:01:45.170 but also for the fact that it would provide him a nice opportunity to 19 00:01:45.329 --> 00:01:51.159 get away from mother. His decision finally made, and saying that this weekend 20 00:01:51.319 --> 00:01:55.560 was clear on the books, he made the reservation to attend and had spent 21 00:01:55.680 --> 00:02:00.239 the last week hiding his excitement from his ever present mother. He Board of 22 00:02:00.280 --> 00:02:06.670 the bus before sunrise, leaving his mother behind, anxious and excited about the 23 00:02:06.709 --> 00:02:09.710 journey ahead. The trip would be long, but the sense of pride he 24 00:02:09.830 --> 00:02:15.430 felt about making his own decision kept him up for the first part of the 25 00:02:15.550 --> 00:02:21.060 trip. He stared out the bus window upon the lush forest and Christine Mountains. 26 00:02:21.939 --> 00:02:25.819 Mother would have hated this trip. Too much nature, too much self 27 00:02:27.020 --> 00:02:31.650 analysis, but these adult sleepaway camps had become quite a thing over the years 28 00:02:32.009 --> 00:02:38.650 and the itinerary that was sent to him peaked his interests. Friday evening, 29 00:02:38.689 --> 00:02:46.439 meet your counselor and saddle in dinner with fellow adult campers, tour of the 30 00:02:46.479 --> 00:02:53.319 facilities, lights out for young campers. He wondered why lights out was in 31 00:02:53.479 --> 00:02:59.870 quotes. Saturday morning breakfast in a morning stroll through the grounds with Miss Pamela 32 00:02:59.870 --> 00:03:06.949 Vori's morning courses. Letting your introvert come out to play with Mr Mike Myers. 33 00:03:07.389 --> 00:03:13.620 Laying with your inner child with Mr Charles Lee Ray. Making your dreams 34 00:03:13.740 --> 00:03:19.580 your reality with Mr Frederick Krueger. How to make meals with family and friends 35 00:03:19.900 --> 00:03:28.409 with DR H lector. Lunch Saturday afternoon arts and craft activities. Choose one. 36 00:03:29.210 --> 00:03:34.849 Swimming for your life with Mr Jason Vorhe's and Mr Bruce t shark chainsaw 37 00:03:34.930 --> 00:03:40.370 sculptures with Mr Thomas Hewett, painting for life with Mr Dorrian Gray. Free 38 00:03:40.409 --> 00:03:47.919 Time dinner optional. Nighttime activities, living forever and loving it with Dr Akola. 39 00:03:49.680 --> 00:03:53.120 Hide and seek with the young campers, stories and smores by the Campfire 40 00:03:53.280 --> 00:04:00.030 with Brajordan from mask, lights out again and quotes for the younger campers. 41 00:04:00.270 --> 00:04:08.550 Sunday morning breakfast with motivational life coach Patrick Bateman. Optional Spiritual Meditations, offering, 42 00:04:09.389 --> 00:04:15.620 chanting and flagellation with the CINOBYITES. Blessings of the harvest with Isaac and 43 00:04:15.699 --> 00:04:20.139 Malachi. Your Heart's desire sire with Leland gaunt. Morning activities. Discover your 44 00:04:20.220 --> 00:04:26.050 true self with Angela Baker. How to succeed in life and become the real 45 00:04:26.170 --> 00:04:30.370 you with Mr Thomas Ripley. Find the love of your life and keep them 46 00:04:30.769 --> 00:04:35.129 with Miss Alex forrest and Miss Catherine. Travel, lunch, arts and crafts, 47 00:04:35.170 --> 00:04:39.879 activities. Choose one. New Face, new you, floating through life 48 00:04:39.959 --> 00:04:46.800 with ease with Mr Robert Pennywise gray urban beekeeping with Daniel Robotie, journaling with 49 00:04:47.040 --> 00:04:54.670 Jack Torrance. Quote Unquote. Check out for younger campers. Final Games at 50 00:04:54.709 --> 00:05:00.269 various locations. Final POW wow various locations determined by final young campers locations. 51 00:05:01.430 --> 00:05:06.980 Monday morning check out. Before Sunrise. Norm closed his eyes as a vision 52 00:05:08.060 --> 00:05:13.339 of the forest blurred past the bus windows. Sometime later, norm woke to 53 00:05:13.379 --> 00:05:16.939 the sound of the high pitched and wishing excel the bus breaks. Outside the 54 00:05:16.980 --> 00:05:24.209 bus a dense fog filled the night air. Solitary flumes of light hung fuzzily 55 00:05:24.329 --> 00:05:29.850 to the vapors of missed. A large sign reading Camp Arrow walk stood over 56 00:05:29.889 --> 00:05:33.970 the pathway that faded into the haze. The bus driver yelled here's your stop, 57 00:05:34.370 --> 00:05:39.079 hurry up. Norm gathered his items and began to exit the bus. 58 00:05:39.759 --> 00:05:43.199 Good luck to you. Your gonna need it, and be sure to tell 59 00:05:43.279 --> 00:05:46.160 a large marge Sensha, she said, as she closed the doors and sped 60 00:05:46.240 --> 00:05:51.430 off down the dark pathway from the camp, disappearing into the mist. Norm 61 00:05:51.509 --> 00:05:57.790 took a deep breath and inhaled. The scent was a combination of Sun drenched 62 00:05:57.870 --> 00:06:01.110 forest and dirt, a slight hint of Mossy Musk from the banks of the 63 00:06:01.149 --> 00:06:06.139 lake and a sweet perfume of decay. He knew this place was perfect for 64 00:06:06.259 --> 00:06:10.819 him. In the back of his head he could hear his mother taunt him. 65 00:06:11.139 --> 00:06:16.500 You're going to die here. Even miles away, mother was still present. 66 00:06:16.540 --> 00:06:21.209 From the shadows, a tall shape came out into the light. It 67 00:06:21.370 --> 00:06:26.850 wore a gray jumpsuit with a patch on the front pocket that said Smith's Grove 68 00:06:26.970 --> 00:06:32.160 Sanitarium and a white mass that looked like a deformed captain Kirk. It approached 69 00:06:32.240 --> 00:06:38.399 norm very slowly and began to raise his hand in a fist in a weird 70 00:06:38.879 --> 00:06:44.600 prepping to stab movement. However, in his hand was not a knife, 71 00:06:45.199 --> 00:06:48.750 but a piece of paper that he handed to norm. It read, My 72 00:06:48.870 --> 00:06:54.589 name is Michael. I will be your counselor for the weekend. Please excuse 73 00:06:54.629 --> 00:07:00.069 my lack of speaking. I don't talk much. I just like to watch 74 00:07:00.579 --> 00:07:05.660 with this. Norman smiled. Me Too, I'm Norman, Norman Bates, 75 00:07:05.860 --> 00:07:12.139 and I'm glad to be here. Michael turned, picking up one of Norman's 76 00:07:12.180 --> 00:07:15.209 bags and began to walk down the pathway. He stopped half way down and 77 00:07:15.329 --> 00:07:19.930 turned to norman, stared. Norm smiled, picked up his bags and followed. 78 00:07:20.290 --> 00:07:25.970 As they walked, norm's eyes adjusted to the light of the fog lifting 79 00:07:26.009 --> 00:07:30.120 as they grew closer to and closer to the camp grounds. He could see 80 00:07:30.120 --> 00:07:33.680 the various areas of the camp where lessons would be learned. In the distance, 81 00:07:34.000 --> 00:07:39.959 hanging in the air was the sound of children singing camp songs. It 82 00:07:40.079 --> 00:07:43.319 must have been from the youth camp that was happening at the same time as 83 00:07:43.439 --> 00:07:47.589 his weekend retreat. As they approached the center courtyard, a massive floodlight blinded 84 00:07:47.670 --> 00:07:51.670 them both, causing norm to wince. When his eyes had adjusted to the 85 00:07:51.750 --> 00:07:56.470 bright light, he saw a man in a hockey mask and another man in 86 00:07:56.550 --> 00:08:01.540 a green and red striped sweater playing with a camper. Upon second glance, 87 00:08:01.819 --> 00:08:03.660 he saw that the two men were throwing a knife between the two of them 88 00:08:03.699 --> 00:08:09.779 as the camper looked on in horror. The camper saw norm and screamed, 89 00:08:09.500 --> 00:08:16.449 help me. Norm looked at Michael and smiled, I think I'll like it 90 00:08:16.610 --> 00:08:20.129 here, and with that, norm put down his bags, reached into his 91 00:08:20.250 --> 00:08:24.170 backpack, hold out a wig and placed it on his head, and an 92 00:08:24.209 --> 00:08:31.439 old woman's voice spoke from Norm's lips and matter approves. Mother then pulled out 93 00:08:31.519 --> 00:08:35.399 the large knife and joined the two men as they played a special game of 94 00:08:35.919 --> 00:08:45.870 lights out, while the younger camper screamed in horror. Something is definitely amiss 95 00:08:45.990 --> 00:08:54.389 this week. It is so hard to find good interns these days. What 96 00:08:54.940 --> 00:09:03.019 I guess you get what you pay for. Let's check in with Ariel and 97 00:09:03.139 --> 00:09:13.409 see where the hell she is this week. Once upon a time there are 98 00:09:13.490 --> 00:09:18.610 three pilgrims from separate, distant lands traversing in search of what they believed to 99 00:09:18.649 --> 00:09:22.889 be a holy grail of sorts. They'd heard the stories of the Fountain of 100 00:09:22.970 --> 00:09:26.840 Youth, but no one had ever found it. I mean, I guess 101 00:09:26.039 --> 00:09:30.519 someone did, because they knew about it. Maybe Julian, who is a 102 00:09:30.559 --> 00:09:33.519 compulsive liar, just made it up and turned it to be true. You 103 00:09:33.600 --> 00:09:37.870 never can tell. Julian kind of rap bastard when you think about it, 104 00:09:39.110 --> 00:09:41.149 but if you keep in mind you can't trust them. He's actually a pretty 105 00:09:41.149 --> 00:09:46.149 entertaining fellow. I have a drink with them anyway. The first of these 106 00:09:46.269 --> 00:09:52.470 pilgrims was a man named Wade, a deadly fighter wielding his Gaetanas, whom 107 00:09:52.509 --> 00:09:58.779 he lovingly called be and Arthur with a ferociousness in battle. The second was 108 00:09:58.860 --> 00:10:03.460 named Connor, another years warrior and a Scotsman, and we all know the 109 00:10:03.500 --> 00:10:07.730 scots don't fuck around. And then there was a diminutive little man, standing 110 00:10:07.769 --> 00:10:11.370 only five foot seven, which I guess was tall for the time, but 111 00:10:11.889 --> 00:10:16.250 I'm going to just let you know, next to the other two he would 112 00:10:16.250 --> 00:10:20.169 look like a child. He was pretentious, but devastating, the charming and 113 00:10:20.289 --> 00:10:24.879 handsome, and he was out for blood. Book Call Um West. So 114 00:10:26.039 --> 00:10:30.440 the journey was arduous, to be sure, but eventually they figured out they 115 00:10:30.519 --> 00:10:33.600 can all row there. Look, I don't know where it is, so 116 00:10:33.639 --> 00:10:37.830 I'm assuming it's an island. You might be wondering how in the history of 117 00:10:37.909 --> 00:10:43.629 the world these men were able to find it, and all at the same 118 00:10:43.669 --> 00:10:48.629 time. If that's where you draw the line, that your suspension of disbelief. 119 00:10:48.629 --> 00:10:54.019 I really don't know what to tell you. Their boats drew to shore 120 00:10:54.139 --> 00:10:58.379 at different corners of the island, because I guess this island has corners. 121 00:11:00.139 --> 00:11:05.169 It's not a square, though, it's a triangle. They each trot across 122 00:11:05.210 --> 00:11:09.929 the sandy beaches, the snowy mountains, the three volcanoes, the glaciers, 123 00:11:09.529 --> 00:11:15.370 the Equatorial Desert, the Tundra, the planes, the hot springs, the 124 00:11:15.490 --> 00:11:20.120 cold springs, the scorched earth, passing by the hobbits dwellings, a weird 125 00:11:20.159 --> 00:11:24.000 kid who flew around and never landed, a whend Togo up on a ledge, 126 00:11:24.080 --> 00:11:28.519 smoking a cigarette and drinking what looked like water down Scotch honor. Only 127 00:11:28.720 --> 00:11:33.710 half appreciated this. An animal farm, a couple of humble farmers, the 128 00:11:33.750 --> 00:11:37.629 lake to dragons and finally, finally, they had reached the treasure they had 129 00:11:37.669 --> 00:11:43.230 searched for. There it was, shining in the light of the sun through 130 00:11:43.309 --> 00:11:48.820 the gently swaying trees. Wade was the first on the scene, that only 131 00:11:48.299 --> 00:11:52.740 by a few moments. Heart Wheeling into the Fountain in his red and black 132 00:11:52.779 --> 00:11:58.700 jumper, he could feel the power of its water soak into his skin and, 133 00:11:58.860 --> 00:12:01.210 pulling up his hood, he cut the waters in his hands and sipped 134 00:12:01.289 --> 00:12:07.490 heartily. He then back flipped out and skipped back into the woods as he 135 00:12:07.570 --> 00:12:13.090 heard a second set of footsteps approaching. Less emerged, stopping briefly to stare 136 00:12:13.169 --> 00:12:18.200 in awe at the miraculous sight, then trying to seek out the darkest point 137 00:12:18.240 --> 00:12:24.480 amidst the waters and below the trees. He suffered from photosensitivity and couldn't risk 138 00:12:24.480 --> 00:12:30.000 exposure. It's why he wore a top hat and Cape. Incidentally, he 139 00:12:30.110 --> 00:12:35.190 also suffered from Porphyri Hemophilia, otherwise known as Rainfield Syndrome, which caused him 140 00:12:35.230 --> 00:12:39.870 an obsession with drinking blood. Oh, when he was a vampire. Didn't 141 00:12:39.990 --> 00:12:45.539 not mention that. But see, at the time vampires didn't live forever, 142 00:12:46.100 --> 00:12:50.419 and less was desperate to find a way to exist infinitely. So many sides, 143 00:12:50.500 --> 00:12:56.059 to see, so many people, to exanguinate, so many pitches, 144 00:12:56.139 --> 00:13:01.370 to fuck, you get it. Finding his perfect spot, he likewise dove 145 00:13:01.490 --> 00:13:05.409 in, covering himself in his cape to shade him from the Sun. He 146 00:13:05.529 --> 00:13:11.570 drenched himself in the waters and felt their power seeping into his very pale skin. 147 00:13:11.690 --> 00:13:16.679 When he had finished with every part, he turned into a bat and 148 00:13:16.840 --> 00:13:20.159 flew to the edges of the woods just as he heard another set of footsteps. 149 00:13:22.519 --> 00:13:26.990 Connor strode from the woods, characteristically STOIC and gazed upon the sparkling waters 150 00:13:28.110 --> 00:13:33.830 before him. This was truly a wonder to behold. He dropped everything but 151 00:13:33.990 --> 00:13:37.549 his sword and launched himself into the waters. Feeling a surge of power rise 152 00:13:37.629 --> 00:13:43.059 within him, he drank from the Pristine Fountain and even smiled for a moment. 153 00:13:43.980 --> 00:13:48.980 I'm pretty sure it was the first time ever in his life. He 154 00:13:48.100 --> 00:13:54.259 definitely hadn't cried. He was hard as fuck, ma'am, but that's precisely 155 00:13:54.419 --> 00:13:58.690 when he heard the rustle. Like the guy, but he was just passing 156 00:13:58.769 --> 00:14:03.490 through. He had no interest in having some kind of soggy romp. There 157 00:14:03.610 --> 00:14:09.200 was chorn to do. But two sets of footsteps began approaching Wade, always 158 00:14:09.200 --> 00:14:15.240 a cheerful guy, called out hello, Pilgrim, I see you've also found 159 00:14:15.279 --> 00:14:20.360 the Fountain of Youth. Less revealed kiled himself and his man form, offering 160 00:14:20.440 --> 00:14:24.789 his own greeting. Charmed to meet you both. He spoke, looking more 161 00:14:24.870 --> 00:14:31.750 handsome than ever. Connor looked from man to man and his eyes narrowed deer 162 00:14:31.830 --> 00:14:37.750 can be, and the one wade, shoulders raised less, let out a 163 00:14:37.830 --> 00:14:43.379 charming smile spread over his face, not quite reaching the eyes. Come now, 164 00:14:43.500 --> 00:14:46.820 chaps, can't we all be friends? As he bared his teeth, 165 00:14:48.700 --> 00:14:52.769 he don't know what buddies came to a lunar. Wade raised his eyebrow, 166 00:14:52.970 --> 00:14:56.330 though you could really see it because of his masks. I guess it's not 167 00:14:56.610 --> 00:15:01.730 important. He'd always had a touch of Sardonic wit and, as he responded, 168 00:15:01.809 --> 00:15:07.120 if I ever decide to become a grind fighting shit swizzler who rooms with 169 00:15:07.200 --> 00:15:11.360 a bunch of other little winers, it never land mansion with some creepy old 170 00:15:11.440 --> 00:15:15.720 bald heaven's gate looking motherfucker. On that day. I'll send your shiny happy 171 00:15:15.759 --> 00:15:20.039 as a friend request. At that, he pulled his Gaetanas and charged, 172 00:15:20.669 --> 00:15:26.350 ripping across connor's chest in a painful X. see what I did there. 173 00:15:26.110 --> 00:15:33.190 Anyway, Connor responded in kind, lopping off Wade's leg, less lunch to 174 00:15:33.309 --> 00:15:35.899 try. Didn't wait. Who caught it and, hopping on his good leg, 175 00:15:37.259 --> 00:15:39.539 plunged it into the gut of less. In the pretty dope slow motion 176 00:15:39.659 --> 00:15:43.700 shot, connor looked at this pair of assels and left in the middle, 177 00:15:43.940 --> 00:15:50.250 slicing off less's right arm while plunging his sword into Wade's neck. Nice shut 178 00:15:50.330 --> 00:15:56.250 root gurgled, blood spewing from the wound. He then pulled some house of 179 00:15:56.330 --> 00:16:02.049 Flying Daggers move, Spinning in mid air, slashing across corner's face. Two 180 00:16:02.090 --> 00:16:07.279 massive explosions shook the trees, spewing debris. A giant petroleum truck came out 181 00:16:07.279 --> 00:16:11.840 of nowhere, flying off a cliff and crashing in the background, erupting in 182 00:16:12.120 --> 00:16:18.590 flames. Less slapped a pair of handcuffs on Wade's wrist, thinking this would 183 00:16:18.590 --> 00:16:25.149 hamper his movements. Wade grinned ever see a hundred. Twenty seven hours he 184 00:16:25.309 --> 00:16:29.950 lopped off his own hand while shooting the bird, and it just kind of 185 00:16:30.029 --> 00:16:34.299 went on like that. Sometimes conner had the upper hand, sometimes wade rarely, 186 00:16:34.340 --> 00:16:38.700 less as he was pretty short and unarmed. They never tired and they 187 00:16:38.820 --> 00:16:45.379 never stopped fighting. Legend has it to this day they brutally tear each other 188 00:16:45.500 --> 00:16:49.490 to pieces, and that shit hurts, trust. But then you know, 189 00:16:51.809 --> 00:17:08.160 we get it. Seriously, who wants to live forever? Yes, Mus 190 00:17:08.319 --> 00:17:15.000 got them. I'm sorry about you, but Dana did not prevent to work 191 00:17:15.079 --> 00:17:21.109 today. Have you asked Mr Warrant and if he knows his whereabouts? Actually, 192 00:17:21.150 --> 00:17:26.910 Mr Warrington, that informed me of his absence. I see. Thank 193 00:17:26.950 --> 00:17:30.579 you, Miss Johnson. I will aunt to live very well. Thank you, 194 00:17:30.700 --> 00:17:42.180 he won't you come see about me? I'll be alone dancing. You 195 00:17:42.299 --> 00:17:49.450 know it, baby. Tell me your troubles and doubts, giving me everything 196 00:17:51.490 --> 00:18:00.640 inside and out, and loves strange, so real in the dark. Think 197 00:18:02.200 --> 00:18:07.960 of the tender things that we were working on. Slow change may pull US 198 00:18:08.000 --> 00:18:15.309 apart. When the light gets into your heart, baby, will you stand 199 00:18:15.509 --> 00:18:23.589 above me, look my way, never love me. The Rain keeps falling, 200 00:18:25.269 --> 00:18:30.900 the rain keeps falling down. Will you recognize me, call my name 201 00:18:30.940 --> 00:18:41.490 or walk on by? But the rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling down, 202 00:18:41.529 --> 00:18:51.569 down, down, Hey, hey, hey, hey, whoa? 203 00:18:52.329 --> 00:18:57.319 Don't you try to pretend it's my feeling. Will Win in the end. 204 00:18:57.880 --> 00:19:07.640 I won't harm you or touch your defenses, vanity insecurity. Don't you forget 205 00:19:07.680 --> 00:19:12.190 about me. I'll be alone dancing. You know it, baby. I'm 206 00:19:12.269 --> 00:19:18.670 gonna take you apart. I'll put us back together at heart. Don't you 207 00:19:19.789 --> 00:19:30.380 forget about me. Don't, don't, don't. Don't you forget about me 208 00:19:30.940 --> 00:19:37.539 as you walk on by. Will you call my name as you walk on 209 00:19:37.849 --> 00:19:45.529 by? Will you call my name when you walk away? Oh will you 210 00:19:45.650 --> 00:19:52.359 walk away? Will you walk on by? Call My name? Will you 211 00:19:55.519 --> 00:20:03.759 call my name? You've been listening to a podcast of the pod fix network. 212 00:20:03.079 --> 00:20:07.349 Discover more audible gym's like this at pod fix networkcom. 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