March 31, 2021

Live From Area 51

Live From Area 51

Special Guest Dr. Harry Callahan takes us inside Area 51.


Special guest Dr. Harry Callahan takes us inside Area 51. 

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WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.439 --> 00:00:05.559 Welcome to yet another episode of down to folk. You're soon to be favorite, 2 00:00:05.759 --> 00:00:09.470 if not already favorite, podcast of made up folklore. That is one 3 00:00:09.509 --> 00:00:16.070 hundred percent accurate, and congratulations to you, dear listener, for surviving five 4 00:00:16.109 --> 00:00:22.140 full episodes of this nonsense. This week's episode, although different, is just 5 00:00:22.379 --> 00:00:26.420 Chad taking some creative liberties and has nothing at all to do with the missing 6 00:00:26.460 --> 00:00:33.859 Trans Universe transponder. Chad has always done talk radio style segments. The following 7 00:00:33.899 --> 00:00:38.929 does not constitute proof of alternate universes and, as always, it may contain 8 00:00:38.969 --> 00:00:43.130 adult themes. Yard a yarder, and you are no longer a contender for 9 00:00:43.289 --> 00:00:49.609 parent of the year. Good job. Sit Back, relax and brace yourself 10 00:00:49.649 --> 00:00:56.679 for an adventure with no plot and earned insight. So, Harry, before 11 00:00:56.719 --> 00:01:02.119 we get started, I want to make sure you're ready for what you're about 12 00:01:02.119 --> 00:01:11.790 to do. Oh Yeah, sorry, I've studied my whole life. So 13 00:01:11.069 --> 00:01:15.909 you've flown into Las Vegas, Nevada, and in a moment you are going 14 00:01:15.989 --> 00:01:23.819 to be entering area fifty one and giving us an eyewitness account of what you 15 00:01:23.939 --> 00:01:30.780 see. Indeed, I am. I landed in in Las Vegas approximately twenty 16 00:01:30.859 --> 00:01:34.730 minutes ago. I am standing outside what appears to be the main building of 17 00:01:34.810 --> 00:01:40.090 area fifty one. Wow, twenty minutes. I always thought it was like 18 00:01:40.290 --> 00:01:46.010 two hours outside of Las Vegas. That's a that's a common misconception. When 19 00:01:46.010 --> 00:01:52.239 I arrived, I could see the landing beacon that sit to the south end 20 00:01:52.959 --> 00:01:57.079 of the landing strip, which, I might add, is very impressive to 21 00:01:57.159 --> 00:02:02.430 see it person I met my driver, Hu bear, and appointed to the 22 00:02:02.510 --> 00:02:07.269 landing beacon and said, good sir, that is where I would like to 23 00:02:07.390 --> 00:02:10.110 be, and here I am. Well, Ariel, and I could not 24 00:02:10.590 --> 00:02:16.219 possibly thank you enough for doing this. It's there's quite a reputation for the 25 00:02:17.020 --> 00:02:23.460 extreme security measures that area fifty one has in place and we appreciate you doing 26 00:02:23.580 --> 00:02:29.419 this and I have said a prayer to the God of my parents choosing that 27 00:02:29.580 --> 00:02:31.810 you stay safe there tonight. Well, I want to thank you too for 28 00:02:32.370 --> 00:02:38.610 helping to facilitate as you know, this has been my life's work to get 29 00:02:38.729 --> 00:02:43.090 to this place, and I know my father would be proud to know that 30 00:02:43.169 --> 00:02:49.280 I am standing quite literally on the threshold of history. We and our listeners 31 00:02:49.319 --> 00:02:54.000 are standing by ready to hear about what you see. I Apologize. We 32 00:02:54.680 --> 00:02:59.349 didn't have enough money for a camera for you, but I know you are 33 00:02:59.909 --> 00:03:06.229 quite the word Smith and will describe what you see in vivid detail and and 34 00:03:07.069 --> 00:03:09.550 it will seem as if we are on this journey with you. Now, 35 00:03:09.629 --> 00:03:14.340 Chad, if if I may, before we go inside the main building here 36 00:03:14.340 --> 00:03:17.620 at area fifty one, I would like to tell you that I have validated 37 00:03:17.819 --> 00:03:22.979 one of my pet theories about area fifty one. For years, I have 38 00:03:23.300 --> 00:03:28.689 always suspected that there was more to area fifty one than aliens and Ufos. 39 00:03:28.770 --> 00:03:31.330 To the right of this building, to the door skidding, there is a 40 00:03:31.930 --> 00:03:38.289 medieval castle. Excuse me, what Ameniable Castle? This proves a theory I've 41 00:03:38.330 --> 00:03:43.120 had that, in addition to extraterrestrial beings and travel, these folks here at 42 00:03:43.159 --> 00:03:46.919 area fifty one have been experimenting with Time Travel. And further north I also 43 00:03:47.039 --> 00:03:53.039 see what appears to be the Statue of Liberty. Beyond that, I believe 44 00:03:53.080 --> 00:03:58.349 it is the Eiffel Tower in Nevada. teleportation. We've known the government's been 45 00:03:58.469 --> 00:04:00.949 playing with this for years, but this proves, you, out a shadow 46 00:04:00.990 --> 00:04:04.669 of it, out, that it does in fact not only exists, but 47 00:04:04.789 --> 00:04:10.620 it is a real and otherwise of some made of abricated urban legend, fascinating. 48 00:04:10.979 --> 00:04:14.379 Now, Harry, what are you seeing there? Are you alone in 49 00:04:14.580 --> 00:04:16.740 front of this building? Actually, I was about to comment on that. 50 00:04:17.339 --> 00:04:24.930 There is a surprising amount of foot traffic out out here at this hour. 51 00:04:25.170 --> 00:04:30.410 It's approximately ten PM local time and while it's not crowded, there are a 52 00:04:30.689 --> 00:04:36.170 lot more people going in and out of this building than you would expect from 53 00:04:36.329 --> 00:04:41.920 a top secret government establishment on a Friday night. Are they military? It's 54 00:04:41.959 --> 00:04:46.360 hard to say. I would guess that it is the third shift coming to 55 00:04:46.480 --> 00:04:51.360 work. Everyone here seems to be in street clothes. Many have light of 56 00:04:51.600 --> 00:05:00.310 necklaces on summer carry when I can only describe as glasses. Glass. Where 57 00:05:00.750 --> 00:05:08.779 they got a drinking glass? They're drinking from long dumbbelts that are great break 58 00:05:08.779 --> 00:05:15.980 during the contents, or the glass itself? It's it's hard to say from 59 00:05:16.100 --> 00:05:19.579 my vantage point. Maybe both. So tell us about the building. Is 60 00:05:20.100 --> 00:05:25.930 it like the movies, a big warehouse with fifty one painted on the side? 61 00:05:26.490 --> 00:05:30.810 Oh, not at all. It's it's I hope you'll follow me on 62 00:05:30.930 --> 00:05:36.759 this, and nothink I'm insane, but it appears to be a it's a 63 00:05:36.839 --> 00:05:45.000 pyramid, like an Egyptian pyramid precisely, but it's it's black. I would 64 00:05:45.120 --> 00:05:50.790 I would guess obsidian. From where I am standing. There is light reflecting 65 00:05:51.350 --> 00:06:00.589 from all around it. So like polished obsidian. So like glass. No, 66 00:06:00.709 --> 00:06:06.420 no, not not glass. It's black. It's not translucent. It's 67 00:06:06.860 --> 00:06:15.939 one hundred percent open like black, Polish, shiny obsidian. I see I'm 68 00:06:16.620 --> 00:06:24.009 moving toward the door now. Oh dear, I think counter to my first 69 00:06:24.610 --> 00:06:30.930 security measure here. What's going on it? The door says automatic door and 70 00:06:31.129 --> 00:06:34.519 it is not open. It's not opening for boat. Excuse me. All 71 00:06:36.399 --> 00:06:42.360 right, the door says that it is an automatic door. It did not 72 00:06:42.680 --> 00:06:48.430 open when I approached it. A woman just walked past me and and pressed 73 00:06:48.509 --> 00:06:56.829 the door open. I'm assuming there are some kind of a handprint technology. 74 00:06:56.910 --> 00:07:00.740 Obviously I do not have a security clearance that I am going to try to 75 00:07:00.860 --> 00:07:03.540 open the door. I can make it. Okay, I'm an. Tell 76 00:07:03.579 --> 00:07:10.180 us what you see. Describe the surroundings, the sites, the sounds, 77 00:07:10.259 --> 00:07:15.089 the color. Let me let me hear what you are seeing right now inside 78 00:07:15.370 --> 00:07:20.769 the main building of area fifty one, exclusively right here on down to folk. 79 00:07:23.170 --> 00:07:30.120 Thank you for that. I I I'm been all this. This pyramid 80 00:07:30.439 --> 00:07:36.000 is is hollow. It is I would say approximately a hundred feet straight up, 81 00:07:36.720 --> 00:07:43.920 and there is nothing supporting the the the roof structure holding up the sides 82 00:07:44.040 --> 00:07:51.069 of this pyramid. It is completely standing on its own accord. I don't 83 00:07:51.189 --> 00:07:57.149 understand architecture, but there this is bizarre. There's nothing, no support beams 84 00:07:57.310 --> 00:08:00.420 holding up the middle of the pyramid. It's just open. It's hollow. 85 00:08:01.060 --> 00:08:05.500 It is all hollow and Oh dear God, what have I done? What 86 00:08:05.620 --> 00:08:09.540 have I got myself? Oh boy, what's what's wrong? What's wrong? 87 00:08:09.579 --> 00:08:16.970 What's happening? There's a there's a large sign. I can't even look at 88 00:08:16.970 --> 00:08:26.250 it anywhere. Take your time. There's a there's a sign that is approximately 89 00:08:26.290 --> 00:08:33.080 letters that are six, six feet tall, maybe more. It is lit 90 00:08:33.120 --> 00:08:41.000 up like Neon, almost like a neon sign, and it says bodies. 91 00:08:41.360 --> 00:08:46.110 What do you think that means? I'm assuming that it is. It is 92 00:08:46.149 --> 00:08:54.350 the area where they once they have finished their experimentations on these creatures that cut 93 00:08:54.470 --> 00:08:58.019 through area fifty one. This is where they take the bodies to be disposed 94 00:08:58.299 --> 00:09:03.419 all right, can you avoid that area at all? Well, it's it's 95 00:09:03.620 --> 00:09:09.809 near the the center of the and it appears to be up one floor from 96 00:09:09.809 --> 00:09:16.690 where I am there's a on this main floor here there are quite a few 97 00:09:18.049 --> 00:09:22.690 of computer terminals and there are people sitting in front of many of them. 98 00:09:24.009 --> 00:09:26.799 I think you can hear the sounds in the background. That is, that 99 00:09:26.960 --> 00:09:33.840 is the sounds of these computers that they're making. There's bells. They must 100 00:09:33.879 --> 00:09:41.710 be monitoring different areas of the base, but it appears that they're they're in 101 00:09:41.870 --> 00:09:48.549 quads. They're like a plus side. There's a one on the north and 102 00:09:48.669 --> 00:09:52.419 south, east and west of all their backspacing, and then there's one stool 103 00:09:54.019 --> 00:10:00.620 in front of each and they are there people sitting there and it it appears 104 00:10:00.659 --> 00:10:05.820 that they're just computing data. They're they're pushing buttons. Are these just like 105 00:10:07.059 --> 00:10:11.250 workstations, like are our days? Are I would say they're about seven feet 106 00:10:11.250 --> 00:10:18.370 tall. They're coboard and lights and there's different ruins on them writing of a 107 00:10:20.450 --> 00:10:24.159 foreign language that I can't quite decipher. To I don't want to get too 108 00:10:24.279 --> 00:10:28.159 close. I don't want to bring any attention to myself. I'm I'm going 109 00:10:28.240 --> 00:10:37.429 to move over here, slightly to my right, here the the body sign 110 00:10:39.549 --> 00:10:43.789 bodies. I'm going to there's an escalator here. I'm going to make my 111 00:10:43.870 --> 00:10:50.659 way up this escalator here and see what's here. I'm on this. It's 112 00:10:50.659 --> 00:10:56.259 an escalator. Appears to be made of glass. The entire things made out 113 00:10:56.259 --> 00:11:01.860 of glass and although they had the where you stand is battled, but you 114 00:11:01.940 --> 00:11:07.090 know the sides are okay. Yeah, so an escalator, a standard escalator? 115 00:11:07.289 --> 00:11:09.690 Well, yeah, I mean if you've ever seen one that doesn't have, 116 00:11:11.730 --> 00:11:13.529 you know, see through glass sides, so that then yeah, it's 117 00:11:13.570 --> 00:11:18.120 a you know, it's different than that, but it's usually their glass and 118 00:11:18.279 --> 00:11:22.320 you can see grow. But yeah, that's a okay. I'm at the 119 00:11:22.360 --> 00:11:24.480 time. All right, what are you saying? Here there's a there's a 120 00:11:24.519 --> 00:11:33.389 large stone obelisk in the center. Here there are ruins. Excuse me, 121 00:11:33.509 --> 00:11:39.830 I stopped and had some shrimp cocktail for a cab in side one of the 122 00:11:39.870 --> 00:11:48.419 buildings where they were. Bear dropped me off where they had a good deal 123 00:11:48.580 --> 00:11:54.860 on a shrimp cocktail and it's sitting, sitting raft right now. But anyway, 124 00:11:54.980 --> 00:11:58.740 that's not where we're here to talk about. I'm seeing a I see 125 00:11:58.740 --> 00:12:05.210 another sign that says bodies on it and I'm going to try and avoid that. 126 00:12:05.769 --> 00:12:11.610 Oh Dear God, what are they doing here? What are they doing? 127 00:12:11.889 --> 00:12:13.809 What is it what is it? What's happening here? You are you 128 00:12:13.889 --> 00:12:22.159 still there? What is it? What are you seeing? Have you found 129 00:12:22.399 --> 00:12:28.159 alien life forms or where a UFO? You know, we were talking earlier 130 00:12:28.200 --> 00:12:35.750 about the teleportation and I think I found their lapt what what is it right 131 00:12:35.870 --> 00:12:39.070 next to the sorry, there's there's a lot of people here right now and 132 00:12:39.149 --> 00:12:43.340 I just you're good. You're going to have to speak up just a little 133 00:12:43.340 --> 00:12:46.620 bit. I'm sorry. I think they have a Goddamn titanic in here, 134 00:12:46.779 --> 00:12:52.059 like the ship that's sitting in the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. Is there? 135 00:12:52.620 --> 00:12:58.690 There's a big side. It says tic. There pictures of the wreckage 136 00:13:00.009 --> 00:13:07.289 of the titanic. There's a guard standing the entrance to a doorway right underneath 137 00:13:07.970 --> 00:13:16.799 hute in side that says Ti Tannic. Do you feel comfortable with trying to 138 00:13:16.960 --> 00:13:22.120 gain entry to that area? Going to give it a try. All Right, 139 00:13:22.200 --> 00:13:26.309 hold on, let me get all right, I got back up a 140 00:13:26.350 --> 00:13:30.509 little bit. There's something in front of it. Is They just pointed at 141 00:13:30.549 --> 00:13:31.909 the little dot on the floor. I going to stand on the you know, 142 00:13:33.070 --> 00:13:35.549 social distance. That's a good idea. Be Safe. Do you have 143 00:13:35.669 --> 00:13:37.870 your mask on? Of course, Goddamn mask on, not a monster. 144 00:13:39.230 --> 00:13:43.299 Okay, just we're standing by waiting for you to let us know what's happening. 145 00:13:43.980 --> 00:13:46.259 Go ahead and take as much time as you need. We're riveted to 146 00:13:46.379 --> 00:14:00.250 what you have to tell us. All right, let's go. All right 147 00:14:00.250 --> 00:14:03.169 or there? Yeah, we're still here. Evidently I need to buy a 148 00:14:03.250 --> 00:14:07.690 ticket. I don't have a ticket. I'm good a going to walk the 149 00:14:07.970 --> 00:14:11.679 side here, around the side here, and, Oh my God, this 150 00:14:11.919 --> 00:14:20.559 is this is incredible. I have just walked to the to the left of 151 00:14:20.080 --> 00:14:28.549 where they are story the wreckage of the titanic, and it appears they have 152 00:14:28.830 --> 00:14:41.220 a further further proof of these time machine teleport there is a s diner right 153 00:14:41.379 --> 00:14:46.820 next to the titanic. That doesn't make any sense. That is the strangest 154 00:14:46.860 --> 00:14:50.139 thing I've ever heard in my life. There is a s diner next to 155 00:14:50.779 --> 00:15:00.529 the titanic. It's at this I love to know. Tell me, describe 156 00:15:00.529 --> 00:15:03.610 it to me. Does it have any signage? Is it just say s 157 00:15:03.690 --> 00:15:09.159 cafe, or would it I believe it's a orial eating establishment. Maybe it's 158 00:15:09.200 --> 00:15:13.960 a dining area. That is just a tribute to it's rockets. It's a 159 00:15:15.080 --> 00:15:18.919 it's about rockets, it's about aliens, it's yeah, it's rockets, it's 160 00:15:20.000 --> 00:15:24.830 it looks like it says rockets and it's a s diner. That's there's a 161 00:15:26.669 --> 00:15:30.230 a Nathan's hot dogs, like Cony Island, Nathan so hot dogs. That's 162 00:15:30.389 --> 00:15:33.750 exactly there there, right next to each it, right next to the GD 163 00:15:33.990 --> 00:15:41.820 titanic, inside of a freaking pyramid in the middle of the Nevada desert. 164 00:15:41.379 --> 00:15:46.820 I'm sorry, I'm not I'm not laughing I'm not laughing but it's kind of 165 00:15:46.940 --> 00:15:54.929 funny that now skeptics will go crazy with this because, and I'm not calling 166 00:15:54.009 --> 00:16:00.210 you insane by any stretch. I appreciate that. I'm not crazy. I'm 167 00:16:00.289 --> 00:16:04.000 telling you what I'm seeing with my own eyes. So you're in your in 168 00:16:04.559 --> 00:16:14.399 Nevada, in the middle of the deserts, standing inside of a black pyramid 169 00:16:15.559 --> 00:16:22.549 and they have a room that says bodies and a room that says titanic. 170 00:16:22.590 --> 00:16:29.789 Right next to it is a s diner and a Nathan top dogs. Bring 171 00:16:29.870 --> 00:16:33.620 go, you gotta there's. Can't make this stuff up, you know, 172 00:16:33.740 --> 00:16:41.740 and I I'm glad I'm here on your show because people listen to you for 173 00:16:42.860 --> 00:16:49.330 the facts, the accuracy of your account, and I am not I am 174 00:16:49.450 --> 00:16:53.129 not crazy and I am not making this up. This is going to be 175 00:16:53.289 --> 00:16:59.889 on the news when this gets up. You guys are gonna be huge when 176 00:16:59.970 --> 00:17:03.720 we're done with this. All right, so what are your plans now? 177 00:17:04.400 --> 00:17:10.720 I don't know. If it's late time change up. I'm chuck it out 178 00:17:10.759 --> 00:17:14.880 here. Well, you get a you want to go try, try the 179 00:17:14.960 --> 00:17:18.670 titanic thing again. I mean, I don't. I don't. How do 180 00:17:18.710 --> 00:17:22.670 you get tickets to a Goddamn titanic room? All Right, maybe we'll skip 181 00:17:22.750 --> 00:17:27.430 the titanic thing for now. I'm sorry for laughing. I'm not laughing at 182 00:17:27.470 --> 00:17:33.500 you. I just find this very strange and very unusual. And, Oh 183 00:17:33.579 --> 00:17:37.019 my God, I do it. What new? What? He's an Ailior, 184 00:17:37.420 --> 00:17:41.059 he's an alien. He's here easier. Right now it's big son, 185 00:17:41.180 --> 00:17:45.210 who's an alien. WHO's an alien? God Damn, pret top, Karrott 186 00:17:45.289 --> 00:17:49.890 top is here, and right next to it they've got a some kind of 187 00:17:49.970 --> 00:18:02.079 a show where there's like these blue alien looking guys, Blue Blue Alien men 188 00:18:02.640 --> 00:18:06.039 like blue when they if they're aliens, when they be Green. Well, 189 00:18:06.079 --> 00:18:08.119 that's what I thought for all these years. My whole Goddamn lights a lie. 190 00:18:08.200 --> 00:18:11.599 Right now. How was that? Aliens are a little green man, 191 00:18:11.720 --> 00:18:18.309 but now there's blue man out here. Now, Oh boy, Goddamn, 192 00:18:18.390 --> 00:18:21.990 great top. WHO WHAT A funk it? No, who would a thunk 193 00:18:22.029 --> 00:18:23.789 it? All Right, I have I'm going to make a run for it. 194 00:18:25.269 --> 00:18:26.990 What do you mean? What do you mean? You're going to make 195 00:18:26.029 --> 00:18:49.730 a run for it? Oh my God, Harry, Harry, are you 196 00:18:49.809 --> 00:18:59.200 there? All Right? It looks like we've we lost our connection with Harry. 197 00:18:59.559 --> 00:19:11.269 I hope everything's okay. Oh, he's calling back it. Sorry, 198 00:19:14.750 --> 00:19:17.910 I tried to make her out for it, but I got what I needed. 199 00:19:19.829 --> 00:19:29.339 I wonder at a quarter in there I was. I've asked the scurting 200 00:19:29.420 --> 00:19:37.339 her for through me. And the titanic is here. It's here and it's 201 00:19:37.539 --> 00:19:42.130 intact and it looks just like it did the day had set sale. Whenever 202 00:19:42.170 --> 00:19:47.289 they help the titanic wind, it's made the voyage. It's and I was 203 00:19:47.410 --> 00:19:52.049 on the grand staircase. I was there. I was there and it wasn't 204 00:19:52.089 --> 00:19:57.759 some Goddamn booby. We had ordered a cabrew wasn't there. Okay, went 205 00:19:57.799 --> 00:20:06.440 till it wasn't there. That that saying that the guy who played the Dick 206 00:20:06.519 --> 00:20:11.990 and the check from misery. They were they weren't there. It's real, 207 00:20:11.150 --> 00:20:15.509 it's here, it's here all I got their cover. The Ministry of augmented 208 00:20:15.670 --> 00:20:22.019 something something, and the K has informed me that our connection has been lost. 209 00:20:22.099 --> 00:20:26.180 With precision timing, I really hope Dr Callahan and his driver route are 210 00:20:26.299 --> 00:20:33.019 are okay. Speaking of being O K, let's check in with Ariel for 211 00:20:33.140 --> 00:20:38.289 one of her signatures stories that will no doubt once again be O K at 212 00:20:38.369 --> 00:20:52.400 best. Anyone who has ever been to the state of Nevada has experienced firsthand 213 00:20:52.680 --> 00:20:59.039 the fascination with space travel. We've seen strange photographs with what appear to be 214 00:20:59.200 --> 00:21:04.430 orbs or saucers hovering overhead. We hear tales of lights moving in bizarre and 215 00:21:04.470 --> 00:21:11.390 erratic ways, vanishing as quickly as they appear. We have even encountered footage 216 00:21:11.750 --> 00:21:18.349 of a purported alien autopsy performed following a reported U fo crash area. Fifty 217 00:21:18.390 --> 00:21:23.740 one is infamous for it's countless conspiracies that swirl around it, creating a cultural 218 00:21:23.740 --> 00:21:32.539 zygeist obsessed with the question are we alone? But the truth is we already 219 00:21:32.539 --> 00:21:37.170 know we're not. But our Martians aren't little green men. Their bacteria. 220 00:21:38.410 --> 00:21:42.650 Guests from other planets don't plant their heads on chairs to sit and greet us 221 00:21:42.650 --> 00:21:48.079 with Nanu, Nanu. And to our knowledge, there aren't interplanetary xenomorphs, 222 00:21:48.480 --> 00:21:53.759 nor test predators out for human prey, but it doesn't mean we haven't had 223 00:21:53.839 --> 00:22:00.519 visits from other world the entities. They're simply not what we think. This 224 00:22:00.839 --> 00:22:07.230 is the story of one true alien being that appeared in Nevada, changing forever 225 00:22:07.589 --> 00:22:11.990 the cultural landscape. And it wasn't a he, it was a she. 226 00:22:12.710 --> 00:22:18.579 The audience sat murmuring anxiously awaiting the creature that had been advertised to them. 227 00:22:18.500 --> 00:22:23.259 It was expected to be one of the biggest shows in Fagus history. The 228 00:22:23.420 --> 00:22:27.980 theater was at capacity, eager for a glimpse of the alien who would soon 229 00:22:29.059 --> 00:22:33.329 be ushered on to the stage. They had heard of her supernatural abilities and 230 00:22:33.569 --> 00:22:40.289 strange appearance. Some had already claimed to have heard recordings of her mysterious communicatory 231 00:22:40.450 --> 00:22:45.720 sounds. She was rumored to be a marvel. A pregnant hush grew over 232 00:22:45.759 --> 00:22:52.119 the crowd as the spectacle began. Lights Flash fired, erupted, music swelled 233 00:22:52.160 --> 00:22:57.119 in the entire theater pulsed. This would truly be a night to remember. 234 00:22:59.670 --> 00:23:04.069 And all at once she appeared gaunt and tall, with large eyes and an 235 00:23:04.109 --> 00:23:10.109 oversized head. She was clothed in a material so shiny that in the light 236 00:23:10.309 --> 00:23:14.819 it was nearly as blinding as the sun. She held a tool in her 237 00:23:15.579 --> 00:23:22.299 what pincers talons? It was impossible to tell from so far away. She 238 00:23:22.500 --> 00:23:26.740 flung her appendages glide and, if the audience didn't know better, would have 239 00:23:26.779 --> 00:23:32.609 appeared to be gliding across the stage and welcome. The entire spectacle was otherworldly. 240 00:23:33.049 --> 00:23:37.809 And suddenly the music shifted and the creature seemed to respond in something akin 241 00:23:37.930 --> 00:23:44.039 to emotion, as if the very notes were telling the wretched thing some horrific 242 00:23:44.119 --> 00:23:49.039 tale of loss and woe. She lifted the strange thing to her mouth and 243 00:23:49.200 --> 00:23:56.390 the haunting sounds of her native home began to reverberate quietly and then with growing 244 00:23:56.470 --> 00:24:04.029 intensity. The audience had just experienced something truly extraterrestrial. That alien would go 245 00:24:04.190 --> 00:24:08.910 on to become one of the longest standing fixtures on the vaguest strip, selling 246 00:24:08.950 --> 00:24:15.619 out shows by the millions, and people would come across the globe just to 247 00:24:15.779 --> 00:24:21.700 share air with this unusual being, moved to tears by its heartbreaking cries for 248 00:24:21.859 --> 00:24:26.650 home. But to this day, her heart, if indeed she has one, 249 00:24:26.769 --> 00:24:42.000 like her human captors, will go on. Thank you for listening to 250 00:24:42.200 --> 00:24:48.920 down to folk. This episode's exclusive look inside area fifty one was performed by 251 00:24:48.000 --> 00:24:53.069 Chad Brock, Braider of the perfect package popt. Past special guest, Dr 252 00:24:53.190 --> 00:24:56.990 Harry Callaghan, may or may not have been chat talking to himself on the 253 00:24:57.109 --> 00:25:03.910 phone. 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