Dec. 8, 2021

Cancelled

Cancelled

Jessica takes the wheel of the good ship Titanic, Ariel needs a drink, BrJordan seeks answers, Chad grows more defiant, and Dana hits rewind.


Jessica takes the wheel of the good ship Titanic, Ariel needs a drink, BrJordan seeks answers, Chad grows more defiant, and Dana hits rewind. 

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WEBVTT 1 00:00:03.279 --> 00:00:07.190 Hello, friend, and welcome to another episode of down to fault. Do 2 00:00:07.309 --> 00:00:13.390 you need something? No, just hanging out watching you do your thing. 3 00:00:14.630 --> 00:00:18.429 This week, Gret will be taking it for Jordan. Yes, for Jordan 4 00:00:18.469 --> 00:00:22.379 will be taking what are you doing? I have a question, so I'm 5 00:00:22.379 --> 00:00:26.179 raising my hand. What? What? What? What's your question? Oh 6 00:00:26.780 --> 00:00:31.539 Um, how is this show not being canceled yet? Like, seriously, 7 00:00:31.620 --> 00:00:40.329 child death, questionable sex x violence, so much child death, foul language. 8 00:00:40.329 --> 00:00:43.810 Dana, just start for Jordan story. Wait, what, Dane is 9 00:00:43.890 --> 00:00:49.250 back. Dana, you mush mouthed motherfucker. Where are you been? Man, 10 00:00:50.520 --> 00:00:52.960 come on, we need to make sense, man, come on. 11 00:00:57.079 --> 00:01:02.359 Luther Leland bought himself a family tree DNA test for his birthday. He knew 12 00:01:02.399 --> 00:01:06.150 he was adopted, but the details were kept from him. So for his 13 00:01:06.269 --> 00:01:10.430 thirty nine birthday he bought the test and took it without telling his mother. 14 00:01:11.069 --> 00:01:15.069 He then sent it away and waited the six week turn around time. When 15 00:01:15.109 --> 00:01:19.819 the results were returned, luther was shocked to discovered what his DNA test showed. 16 00:01:19.620 --> 00:01:23.659 He read the results over and over and finally called the Family Tree Organization 17 00:01:23.980 --> 00:01:29.579 to get an explanation on what he was reading. Luther sat patiently while on 18 00:01:29.739 --> 00:01:34.170 hold, rereading the results and forming a litany of questions. The representative answered. 19 00:01:34.650 --> 00:01:40.769 Hello, is this Luther Leland? Yes, I have some the representative 20 00:01:40.849 --> 00:01:44.969 Cud of off questions. Yes, I know. There is a special group 21 00:01:45.049 --> 00:01:48.680 that has been created to answer these questions. I'll send you their information and 22 00:01:48.760 --> 00:01:53.120 you may reach out to them. Luther confirmed his contact information with the representative 23 00:01:53.159 --> 00:01:56.239 and waited for the follow up email to his call. Once he hung up 24 00:01:56.280 --> 00:02:00.640 the phone, he read the results yet again, more confused than before he 25 00:02:00.760 --> 00:02:05.469 had taken the test. Family tree then sent him the information for the CPK 26 00:02:05.790 --> 00:02:09.469 information convention. There was a convention in Cleveland, Georgia, within the next 27 00:02:09.469 --> 00:02:14.270 few days. Luther cleared his schedule and bought a ticket, reserved a room 28 00:02:14.310 --> 00:02:16.780 and was quickly on his way. Once he was at his hotel, things 29 00:02:16.819 --> 00:02:21.659 began to get even weirder. While in Lyne to check into his hotel, 30 00:02:21.939 --> 00:02:25.259 the person in front of him turned around and Luther was taken aback. This 31 00:02:25.539 --> 00:02:32.689 person looked almost exactly like him. Same wide forehead, Chubby cheeks, bell 32 00:02:32.849 --> 00:02:38.889 shaped eyes, although this person's were blue and Luther's were Brown, and pretty 33 00:02:38.930 --> 00:02:42.849 much the same build and height. The only difference was that he had dark, 34 00:02:42.930 --> 00:02:46.280 spiky hair and luther had blond, curly hair. The man in front 35 00:02:46.280 --> 00:02:51.520 of him seemed to recognize the similarities and, oddly, wasn't as shook as 36 00:02:51.520 --> 00:02:55.240 Leland. I'm Dylan Carl, the mirror image man spoke, extending his hand 37 00:02:55.319 --> 00:03:01.669 out to Luther. I'm Luther, Leland, Luther answered in Awe. First 38 00:03:01.669 --> 00:03:06.229 Time meeting one of your siblings, I gather. Dylan laugh. I remember 39 00:03:06.270 --> 00:03:09.830 that failing all too well. Siblings. Luther stared wide eyed at Dylan. 40 00:03:10.590 --> 00:03:15.060 Aren't you here for the Convention? Dylan asked, concerned, as if he 41 00:03:15.340 --> 00:03:22.740 was confused. Yes, I took a family tree DNA test and they sent 42 00:03:22.780 --> 00:03:27.449 me information and and I bought a ticket. Ah, yes, I did 43 00:03:27.490 --> 00:03:30.169 the same thing a few years back and pretty much started my journey just like 44 00:03:30.449 --> 00:03:36.169 you. I'm really confused. Luther, feeling lightheaded, began to wound. 45 00:03:36.770 --> 00:03:40.289 Maybe you should shit, Dylan exclaimed. As Luther collapsed to who the ground. 46 00:03:40.919 --> 00:03:45.120 Luther woke to the crowd of people standing over him. However, he 47 00:03:45.759 --> 00:03:50.159 thought it was a dream, as the faces that stared down on him looked 48 00:03:50.240 --> 00:03:54.400 exactly like him, with some variations in hair and eye and even skin color. 49 00:03:54.909 --> 00:04:00.870 They were all him, but different. Give Him Room. A woman 50 00:04:00.949 --> 00:04:04.949 with his face shouted, causing the crowd to back up. You, okay, 51 00:04:05.750 --> 00:04:10.259 it's Luther. Right. She rubbed his forehead with a cool, wet 52 00:04:10.340 --> 00:04:14.780 Napkin and had an them a glass of water. I'm Mary Sue. She 53 00:04:14.900 --> 00:04:17.939 helped luthor up to a chair. The crowd had only slightly dispersed but still 54 00:04:17.980 --> 00:04:23.939 lingered, staring at him with wide, unblinking eyes. You fainted. Dylan 55 00:04:24.060 --> 00:04:28.089 spoke. He stood behind Mary Sue and moved up to assist her with getting 56 00:04:28.089 --> 00:04:34.449 luther comfortable. Luthor stammered, breathe. I can explain it all to you. 57 00:04:35.250 --> 00:04:39.519 Mary sue sat down next to Luther and began to speak very calmly. 58 00:04:40.319 --> 00:04:46.279 You were adopted, right, yes, your parents were young when they adopted 59 00:04:46.399 --> 00:04:50.519 you, like there is. They were like only seven year age gap between 60 00:04:50.560 --> 00:04:56.670 you two. Yes, and you thought it was weird when you were older 61 00:04:56.990 --> 00:05:00.990 and you took a DNA test and found out who your real parents were. 62 00:05:00.029 --> 00:05:05.470 Yes, and the test came back saying you were part human and part cabbage. 63 00:05:05.509 --> 00:05:10.379 Right, Mary Sue spoke. It in a matter of truth. Yes, 64 00:05:11.300 --> 00:05:15.899 and so the DNA company sent you to information to come to Cleveland, 65 00:05:15.939 --> 00:05:19.060 Georgia, so they can explain what that means. Yes, yes, to 66 00:05:19.339 --> 00:05:25.129 all of it, but I still don't know why. And now all y'all 67 00:05:26.290 --> 00:05:31.209 siblings, Lutheran began to get anxious again. Just breathe. Mary sue back 68 00:05:31.290 --> 00:05:35.600 in the others to gather closer. Luther took a deep breath and focused on 69 00:05:35.680 --> 00:05:40.199 his chubby hands. Well, Luther, I'd like you to meet just a 70 00:05:40.240 --> 00:05:45.560 few of your three million siblings. We were all born here at Babyland General, 71 00:05:45.720 --> 00:05:49.310 CLEVELAND, Georgia. We all have the same father and we are in 72 00:05:49.470 --> 00:05:57.629 fact born in a cabbage patch. Well, not just in but from cabbages. 73 00:05:58.589 --> 00:06:02.149 Luther fainted again. He woke up a few minutes later in a hotel 74 00:06:02.230 --> 00:06:06.459 room with Mary Sue and Dylan Carl sitting across from him. You sure do 75 00:06:06.660 --> 00:06:10.899 faint a lot. Dylan chuckled as he handed him a glass of water. 76 00:06:11.420 --> 00:06:15.980 Not Normally, but this is a lot. Luther spoke, his throat dry, 77 00:06:16.100 --> 00:06:23.089 his head spinning information, a lot of information. Mary sue finished. 78 00:06:23.490 --> 00:06:28.889 Her smile formed two dimples on her rounded face. So we are related, 79 00:06:28.970 --> 00:06:32.759 luther asked. Yes, we are all related, as we all have the 80 00:06:32.800 --> 00:06:41.040 same father. Are Mary Sue pause looking for the right words. Mother's were 81 00:06:41.199 --> 00:06:47.509 all the AFFERENT, making most of us a half siblings. But how Luther 82 00:06:47.629 --> 00:06:53.269 rubbed his head. How can our mother's be cabbages? Dylan chimed in an 83 00:06:53.310 --> 00:06:58.230 amused laugh. Well, the story I was told Mary Sue began was that 84 00:06:58.350 --> 00:07:03.180 there were these magical flying bunnies that pollinated cabbages with magical crystals in a patch 85 00:07:03.259 --> 00:07:09.860 behind a waterfall. Our father found us and saved us by giving us away. 86 00:07:10.339 --> 00:07:14.939 Mary sew stopped. But we all know that's not how babies are made. 87 00:07:15.180 --> 00:07:19.490 So we dug deeper, Dylan added. Yes, we dug deeper and 88 00:07:19.730 --> 00:07:24.529 found that we all had the same father. And, not surprisingly, our 89 00:07:24.649 --> 00:07:29.649 father was a humble cabbage farm boy who found us. We think he did 90 00:07:29.769 --> 00:07:34.279 something genetically to the cabbages and well, planted he's seed in them. Wait, 91 00:07:34.480 --> 00:07:40.839 what Luther said in discussed right. Well, yes, that we were 92 00:07:40.959 --> 00:07:45.550 the result of his experiment. The experiment was very successful and he had a 93 00:07:45.629 --> 00:07:49.430 plethora children he needed to get rid of so fast he flooded the baby market 94 00:07:49.470 --> 00:07:54.670 under the guise of adopting and sold us too. And this is even more 95 00:07:54.870 --> 00:07:59.620 fucked up. Part Children. We were marketed as living dolls that kids could 96 00:07:59.620 --> 00:08:05.500 adopt. That is really fucked up. Yep, and that's what's even more 97 00:08:05.660 --> 00:08:11.180 fucked up. The kid tattooed his name on our asses. Dylan dropped his 98 00:08:11.300 --> 00:08:16.170 pants over his butt cheek and there was a scribbled, unreadable tattoo. Luther 99 00:08:16.370 --> 00:08:22.129 was dumbfounded because he too had this tattoo. Yeah, we all have them. 100 00:08:22.490 --> 00:08:26.170 Dylan pulled up his pants. It was a sick claim by a sick 101 00:08:26.290 --> 00:08:31.000 man. There was silence that filled the room. So Mary Sue created this 102 00:08:31.120 --> 00:08:35.559 group for all the children that were created by this madman, child and cabbages. 103 00:08:35.360 --> 00:08:39.279 She reached out to multiple DNA companies and it was working closely with them 104 00:08:39.399 --> 00:08:43.509 and the government to find the man responsible for over three million children, and 105 00:08:43.830 --> 00:08:48.789 you happen to be one of those millions. Luther paused, taking in the 106 00:08:48.830 --> 00:08:54.230 gravity of the situation. Why is this the first I am hearing of this? 107 00:08:54.870 --> 00:08:58.820 Well, most of us were forgotten because, well, we were adopted 108 00:09:00.259 --> 00:09:05.299 by children, we were given away to be adopted by other children and eventually 109 00:09:05.299 --> 00:09:09.769 the novelty of us were off in the world and even our parents forgot about 110 00:09:09.809 --> 00:09:13.330 us. Some of US went on to careers in the trading card business, 111 00:09:13.730 --> 00:09:18.730 demeaning ourselves with a name, a garbage, and there was some success in 112 00:09:18.889 --> 00:09:22.929 that. However, those who were loved and taking care of, and we're 113 00:09:22.929 --> 00:09:26.559 not forgotten, grew up and now live good lives. Mary sue looked out 114 00:09:26.600 --> 00:09:31.519 the window. But for those who are forgotten, we are group has made 115 00:09:31.559 --> 00:09:37.559 a conscious effort to find them and bring them home. The room fell quiet. 116 00:09:37.159 --> 00:09:41.789 Luther soaked in all the information and knew there was only one thing he 117 00:09:41.870 --> 00:09:46.110 could do. Join them in bringing this man to justice and finding the remainder 118 00:09:46.230 --> 00:09:52.860 of his siblings. One question before I join, Luther whispered. Who is 119 00:09:52.899 --> 00:09:58.820 our father? What is his name? Xavier Roberts. The name rolled around 120 00:09:58.899 --> 00:10:03.139 in Luther's head, the atrocities done by this man, the many children he 121 00:10:03.220 --> 00:10:07.049 left behind. Standing up, Luther went to his brother and sister, hugging 122 00:10:07.049 --> 00:10:20.250 them them and saying to them, I'm in let's get this cabbage fucker well, 123 00:10:20.370 --> 00:10:24.759 maybe Chad is onto something here. I'm sorry. Thank you for Jordan, 124 00:10:24.840 --> 00:10:28.360 and now let's check in with Ariel in the grotto for her contribution. 125 00:10:28.519 --> 00:10:39.070 This week. In a little village just over the little stream, lived a 126 00:10:39.110 --> 00:10:43.309 little hen and a little rooster. They were wonderful friends and shared everything. 127 00:10:45.509 --> 00:10:48.309 On this day, the pair headed off to nut mountain, you know, 128 00:10:48.470 --> 00:10:52.779 like the fruit or will boom or whatever. Otherwise that place would be filthy. 129 00:10:54.419 --> 00:10:56.539 I guess some people are into that kind of thing, but I personally 130 00:10:56.659 --> 00:11:01.820 don't want to go anywhere that. With luminal would look like a Jackson pollock, 131 00:11:01.340 --> 00:11:05.370 and besides, who has that much time? We're semen. It's a 132 00:11:05.490 --> 00:11:09.610 fucking mountain, for Grey's sake. Maybe a team effort. God, that 133 00:11:09.649 --> 00:11:13.169 would be some kind of twisted team to be a part of. They dog. 134 00:11:13.370 --> 00:11:16.330 You want to go circle jerk around the mountain with the guys after work? 135 00:11:18.129 --> 00:11:20.279 Great Bob. I'd been meaning to get out that way since it rained 136 00:11:20.360 --> 00:11:26.519 on Tuesday. Can you imagine? Anyway, the two agreed that whoever found 137 00:11:26.559 --> 00:11:31.120 a nut first would share with the other. Now the little hen found a 138 00:11:31.279 --> 00:11:37.110 big, juicy meaty nut that she wanted to eat it all by herself, 139 00:11:37.669 --> 00:11:41.590 so she pocketed it away and whatever the fuck chicken wear, and continued to 140 00:11:41.669 --> 00:11:45.309 look for another smaller nut or even a pair of nuts she could share with 141 00:11:45.389 --> 00:11:48.940 her friend. As the afternoon wore on, though, she began to grow 142 00:11:48.980 --> 00:11:54.659 hungry and snuck a little ways away to indulge in that large glistening nut. 143 00:11:54.580 --> 00:11:58.980 She rooted around for it. By the time she brought it to her beak, 144 00:11:58.500 --> 00:12:03.129 her mouth was watering for it, but when she slipped it in, 145 00:12:03.850 --> 00:12:07.009 she couldn't get it down her throat and began to choke. Little Rooster, 146 00:12:07.490 --> 00:12:13.570 the terrified little hen called out, I'm choking, I surely will die if 147 00:12:13.610 --> 00:12:16.960 I don't have any water. Please run as fast as you can to the 148 00:12:16.039 --> 00:12:20.000 well. I mean, I'm guessing that's what she said. polly sound more 149 00:12:20.080 --> 00:12:28.960 like mum, Mum, M Um. So the Little Rooster Sprang into action 150 00:12:28.960 --> 00:12:33.029 and ran as quickly as his little feet would carry him. When he approached 151 00:12:33.070 --> 00:12:37.789 the well, he beseeched it. Well, give me some water, for 152 00:12:37.870 --> 00:12:41.029 the little hen is lying on Nut Mountain. She swallowed too much nut and 153 00:12:41.190 --> 00:12:45.740 she's choking on it. I fear she will choke to death without water. 154 00:12:46.740 --> 00:12:50.019 The well responded. First, run to the bride and get some red silk 155 00:12:50.100 --> 00:12:54.460 from her. I don't know what a well needs with fucking red silk, 156 00:12:54.580 --> 00:13:00.289 but maybe I don't know. That talks too or something and the well will 157 00:13:00.370 --> 00:13:05.330 only whatever. The little rooster ran to the bride as quickly as his little 158 00:13:05.370 --> 00:13:09.289 feet would carry him. When he approached to the bride, he beseeched her. 159 00:13:09.889 --> 00:13:13.399 Bride, give me some red silk and I'll give the red silk to 160 00:13:13.480 --> 00:13:16.279 the well, and the well will give me some water and I'll take the 161 00:13:16.360 --> 00:13:20.440 water to the Little Hen who is lying on Nut Mountain. She swallowed too 162 00:13:20.480 --> 00:13:26.240 much nut and is about to choke to death. The bride responded. First, 163 00:13:26.279 --> 00:13:28.509 run and fetch my wreath. He got caught on a willow branch. 164 00:13:30.750 --> 00:13:33.509 So the little rooster ran to the willow as quickly as his little feet would 165 00:13:33.509 --> 00:13:37.549 carry him. When he approached, he grabbed the wreath in his beak and 166 00:13:37.669 --> 00:13:41.379 took it to the bride. She wrapped some red silk around his neck and 167 00:13:41.820 --> 00:13:46.539 he hurried towards the well. He tied the red silk around one of her 168 00:13:46.580 --> 00:13:50.059 posts and the well gave him the water. He saw it. He ran 169 00:13:50.139 --> 00:13:54.379 as quickly as his little feet would carry him back to the Little Hen on 170 00:13:54.419 --> 00:13:58.889 nut mountain, which, seriously is a terrible name. But when he arrived 171 00:14:00.529 --> 00:14:03.610 she was dead as a door nail. When someone is choking, you legit 172 00:14:03.889 --> 00:14:07.690 can't burn through half an hour and expect them to still be kicking when you 173 00:14:07.690 --> 00:14:13.559 show buck up. But stupid roosters do stupid things and wind stupid prizes. 174 00:14:13.279 --> 00:14:18.720 Like good eadfrid the little rooster was so stricken with grief that he cried out 175 00:14:18.879 --> 00:14:24.669 and the animals all came to mourn the little hen. Six little mice built 176 00:14:24.669 --> 00:14:28.549 a little carriage to fit the Little Red Hen on the way to her grave. 177 00:14:28.590 --> 00:14:33.590 The little mice hitched themselves to it and the little rooster drove. Before 178 00:14:33.629 --> 00:14:37.620 long, though, they encountered a Fox. Where are you going, little 179 00:14:37.620 --> 00:14:43.860 rooster? I'm going to bury my little hen. May I ride along? 180 00:14:43.980 --> 00:14:48.659 Yes, but you must sit at the rear because my little horses don't like 181 00:14:48.820 --> 00:14:52.730 you too close to the front. This suited the Fox just fine. Then 182 00:14:52.769 --> 00:14:58.690 they encountered an elk. Where are you going, little rooster? I'm going 183 00:14:58.850 --> 00:15:03.570 to bury my little hen. May I ride along? Yes, of course, 184 00:15:03.850 --> 00:15:07.720 in the back with the Fox. This is one hell of a little 185 00:15:07.720 --> 00:15:13.200 carriage, you know. Then the party came across a lion and a wolf 186 00:15:13.960 --> 00:15:18.960 and a tortoise and a hare and a kindergartener, and they all traveled until 187 00:15:18.000 --> 00:15:22.750 they came to the little stream. Oh How will we cross? said the 188 00:15:22.830 --> 00:15:28.590 little rooster. A Straw was lying there next to the brook and he told 189 00:15:28.669 --> 00:15:33.029 them, I'll lay myself across and you can drive over me. But just 190 00:15:33.309 --> 00:15:37.860 as the six mice placed their little paws upon the straw, it slipped into 191 00:15:37.899 --> 00:15:43.019 the water and as they were hitched together, all six little mice were dragged 192 00:15:43.059 --> 00:15:48.139 in and drowned. The little rooster had no idea what to do until a 193 00:15:48.259 --> 00:15:52.929 coal spoke up, telling them I'm large enough, I will lay myself across 194 00:15:54.009 --> 00:15:58.129 and you can drive over me. The coal kept its word and laid itself 195 00:15:58.169 --> 00:16:02.450 across the water, but unfortunately, as soon as it touched the water, 196 00:16:03.169 --> 00:16:10.879 it hissed and its spark was extinguished. It too was dead. A stone 197 00:16:10.879 --> 00:16:14.879 witnessed this and, wanting to help the little rooster, it laid itself across 198 00:16:14.919 --> 00:16:18.789 the water. The little rooster had hitched himself in place of the mice and 199 00:16:18.990 --> 00:16:23.070 pulled the carriage. When he had nearly reached the other side, though, 200 00:16:23.669 --> 00:16:29.389 the carriage rolled back with the weight of the others. They all fell into 201 00:16:29.429 --> 00:16:34.299 the water and drown the little rooster just stood staring at this. It's a 202 00:16:34.419 --> 00:16:38.019 little stream, for God's sake. What is wrong with these animals? The 203 00:16:38.179 --> 00:16:42.460 mice OK, fine, but a God damn elk. It's taller than the 204 00:16:42.580 --> 00:16:47.769 Stream. Why didn't they just ride him over in the first place? Fuck 205 00:16:47.889 --> 00:16:52.250 man, it's like an idiot parade. Well, so the little rooster was 206 00:16:52.330 --> 00:16:56.450 all alone with a little dead hen he dug a grave and placed her inside, 207 00:16:56.490 --> 00:17:00.250 weeping miserably as he went. He then made a mound on top of 208 00:17:00.370 --> 00:17:04.359 it to mark the spot and sat down upon it. He cried and cried 209 00:17:04.400 --> 00:17:10.160 until his eyes would produce no more tears. And I don't mean like cried 210 00:17:10.279 --> 00:17:15.710 out, I mean he ran out of bodily fluids from dehydration. Isn't thou 211 00:17:15.750 --> 00:17:18.269 what started this in the first place? And for the love of all that's 212 00:17:18.349 --> 00:17:23.509 holy, she was buried right next to a stream. Meam I chant with 213 00:17:23.710 --> 00:17:29.190 this? So long story short, the little rooster never left this spot in 214 00:17:29.309 --> 00:17:33.339 grief so long. He also kicked the fucking bucket, and then everyone was 215 00:17:33.460 --> 00:17:37.819 dead. Are you happy now? God, I need a drink. Hey 216 00:17:37.819 --> 00:17:42.259 again it's Keith, pop up film cast guy. Yeah, Chad told me 217 00:17:42.339 --> 00:17:47.849 to come down again this week. Throat still bothering them a bit from from 218 00:17:47.890 --> 00:17:52.049 the napod thing. He also did. You guys are valued a parking. 219 00:17:52.170 --> 00:17:56.730 So who do I see from the the piano again? I told you guys 220 00:17:56.730 --> 00:18:00.279 last week. I can't do the I don't know how to play piano. 221 00:18:00.400 --> 00:18:04.839 Do I have to just sit? Okay, you guys figure it out on 222 00:18:04.880 --> 00:18:08.319 your end. All, can you guess? Turn around I get again. 223 00:18:08.400 --> 00:18:12.630 I can't have people staring at me when I'm reading poetry. But yeah, 224 00:18:12.710 --> 00:18:18.589 just hit recording. We'll go. Thanks, and then we'll talk parking later. 225 00:18:18.670 --> 00:18:30.700 Right from my hearts and from my hand. Why don't people understand my 226 00:18:30.980 --> 00:18:40.460 intentions? Plastic tubes and pots and pans, bits and pieces and the magic 227 00:18:41.259 --> 00:18:51.450 from the hand. We're making foul things I've never seen before behind bolted doors. 228 00:18:52.490 --> 00:19:00.720 Talent and imagination will final. Now what teachers said to do. Making 229 00:19:00.880 --> 00:19:10.630 dreams come true, living tissue, warm and flesh will final. WHO KEEPS 230 00:19:10.750 --> 00:19:14.230 TALKING? I'm trying to record something here. If you guys, can you 231 00:19:14.309 --> 00:19:19.509 stop talking in the background and be really great? Okay, it's more editing 232 00:19:19.549 --> 00:19:22.029 for you guys. I'll I'm pick up right from here, but stop talking, 233 00:19:22.109 --> 00:19:30.940 please. Bits and pieces and bits and pieces and bits of my creation. 234 00:19:33.539 --> 00:19:41.650 Is it real? It's my creation. Oh, my creation, it's 235 00:19:41.849 --> 00:19:51.009 my creation. Will final. Magic and technology, Voodoo, dolls and chance, 236 00:19:52.650 --> 00:20:02.759 electricity we're making will find guys stop talking, please. I'm doing you 237 00:20:02.839 --> 00:20:07.150 guys a favor coming down here recording this. I don't like traffic was a 238 00:20:07.190 --> 00:20:11.390 bitch today. Okay, it get can we just I want to get this 239 00:20:11.470 --> 00:20:14.910 done. I got to get back home. Please stop talking in the background 240 00:20:14.950 --> 00:20:22.779 on this. Okay, where the hell are we shooting from the hip? 241 00:20:23.660 --> 00:20:30.579 Something different. We're making won't found. Pictures from a magazine, diagrams and 242 00:20:30.700 --> 00:20:40.849 charts, mending broken hearts and making some found whatever. Never I'm not going 243 00:20:40.890 --> 00:20:45.289 to stop, to stop. Something like a recipe, bits and pieces and 244 00:20:45.609 --> 00:20:53.079 bits and pieces and bits of my creation. Is it real? It's migration? 245 00:20:55.480 --> 00:21:02.839 I don't know. No hesitation, no heart of gold, just flesh 246 00:21:02.960 --> 00:21:14.430 and blood. I don't know. I do not know. From my heart 247 00:21:14.430 --> 00:21:22.380 and from my hand. Why don't people understand my intentions? Won't found. 248 00:21:29.619 --> 00:21:33.650 Thank you for listening to another episode of Down Default and especial to our guest 249 00:21:33.769 --> 00:21:36.450 this week, Keith of the pop up film cast, also a member of 250 00:21:36.529 --> 00:21:41.849 the pod fixed network. visit down to folk online at DTF storiescom and at 251 00:21:41.849 --> 00:21:48.599 DTF stories across social media, and don't forget Hashtag canceled ttf or Hashtag canceled 252 00:21:48.640 --> 00:21:52.559 ttf stories. I'm sorry, dear listener, until next week. I'm Jessica 253 00:21:52.599 --> 00:22:03.150 Johnson signing off. You've been listening to a podcast of the pod fix network. 254 00:22:03.470 --> 00:22:07.710 Discover more audible gym's like this at pod fix networkcom. Make sure to 255 00:22:07.789 --> 00:22:11.829 catch up to the minute network Shinanigan's by following at pod fix on twitter, 256 00:22:12.150 --> 00:22:18.059 official underscore pod fix on Instagram, at pod fix network on Facebook, and 257 00:22:18.220 --> 00:22:22.220 make sure to subscribe to pod fix presents wherever you choose to find podcasts. 258 00:22:22.740 --> 00:22:41.769 The pod fix network artist owned the love. Yeah, let me sing this. 259 00:22:41.009 --> 00:22:48.519 I know I turn on. Okay, you know. Now Talk. 260 00:22:52.599 --> 00:23:00.109 That is impressive. Yeah, I just joyed. If your if your gump 261 00:23:00.269 --> 00:23:03.589 in charge, we too, you know, we shall make make to you 262 00:23:03.910 --> 00:23:08.109 a little more. 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